Mischief Managed

for anyone who has ever wondered what girls do in their spare time: this is what girls do in their spare time.

I will NEVER STOP LOVING THIS

I thought I would get sick of this video but I’ve watched it probably easily 80 times by now, not including the editing process, and it still gets me

Goddamn this is funny.

There will never be a time when this video does not lift me

OHMIGAAWD !!! @potterx20 @goldentruth813 @drarryking @drarry-sb @diydrarry @malfoyishpotter @pottermoregays @parseltonquinq @the whole damn drarry squad. If you have seen this before then m sorry to disturb you but I got so excited 😲😲I amost spilt my choco coffe all over my mobile. I had to tell someone.😍😍

Oliver persuading Harry to flirt with Draco during Quidditch matches, like: “Trust me, Harry, you’ll catch the Snitch faster if you make him flustered.”

but just imagine them seducing each other, making the matches drag on for hours. which made Wood EXTREMELY frustrated, because he had absolutely no idea what he was getting himself into.

Imagine Harry just going for it, though. Draco dives for the snitch and Harry realizes he’s too far away and just shouts, “YOUR ARSE LOOKS AMAZING WHEN YOU BEND OVER YOUR BROOM LIKE THAT, MALFOY!” Draco whips his head around, totally dumbfounded by this brazen come-on from Potter, zooms past the snitch and nearly collides with two of the Beaters from his own team. And they’re like, “Get your shit together, Draco, he’s fucking with you.” It takes Draco a second to get what they mean, but then his eyes narrow and he turns his broom around. He’s not even looking for the snitch anymore, he’s locked on Harry. And he smiles. Game. On.

This shit is so hilarious

The international space station willing to make sacrifices none else would. That is some Star Trek level of tolerance.

Either that or they plan to push him out an airlock when no ones looking…

Still counts.

Not to mention I saw this being tossed around as “melania bravely defies convention and it’s about time”

tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg

tumblr user, finding a miraculously untouched packet of frozen pastries in post-apocalyptic america: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

tumblr user, succumbing to dehydration in the wilderness of post-apocalyptic america: my hands are literally shaking as I type this

tumblr edgelord, to a booby-trap in post-apocalyptic america, an arrow embedded deep in their chest: i’m sorry, are you triggered? 

tumblr user, attempting to reestablish a pony express mail service across the shattered remnants of post-apocalyptic america: this post is important

tumblr user, standing behind thousands of other refugees from post-apocalyptic america, straining to hear the instructions of the volunteer who is giving them their floor space assignments: say it louder for the people in the back

tumblr user, handing out vials —filled with a cure for the plague which has devastated the world— to the remaining people of post-apocalyptic america: spread this like wildfire

tumblr user, checking the post-apocalyptic town’s notice board for information important to rebuilding: why doesn’t this have more notes??

tumblr user, about to venture out into a dangerous part of the post-apocalyptic world with a small group of volunteers for whom they care for dearly and are concerned about the mental wellbeing of and the impact the adventure could have on them: if you don’t like this unfollow me right now

tumblr user, watching a boy be dragged into the stocks of a post-apocalyptic settlement for the crime of stealing a crust of bread: FREE HIM

Post post modernism

tumblr user, trekking on foot across the burned out plains of post-apocalyptic america in search of refuge for what seems like forever: Is Canada even real?

tumblr user, being offered bark tea to fend off against scurvy in post-apocalyptic america: This tea is HOT!

tumblr user, alone and searching for the warmth and comfort of other humans and being jumped by a group of post-apocalyptic american vigilantes: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

tumblr user, caring for a nursery of small children, the last children born into this broken, dying world, gently feeding them watery broth: take a fuckin’ sip babes

tumblr user, watching a suspicious figure approach the gates of their ramshackle settlement in post-apocalyptic america: who is she

tumblr user, looking helplessly at their shattered pole weapon before perishing in the battle circle of post-apocalyptic america: wtf staff

this is my favorite post omg

me, opening content I know will 100% trigger me: I Just Wanna See How Bad It Is

That Tumblr Mobile™ feel when you open the app after having it closed for a while and you catch a glimpse of a really good post, and you sigh internally because you just know it’s about to be whisked away into the abyss never to be found again as your dashboard automatically refreshes