MCU Imagines

Christmas fic

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Based on an imagine found here by @imaginexmarvel

Thor x Female Reader

Words: 1,394

Warnings: Surprise pregnancy announcement, fluff

Sometimes you wondered how you ended up with two best friends of a witch and an assassin, and this was no exception, both having one of your arms so you couldn’t run away.

“It’s Christmas, you have to make it special.”  Wanda said, rather too cheerfully in your opinion.

“But-”

You are working in the lab helping Bruce with his experiment or anything else he might need, when Tony comes walking into the lab, looking worried, you lean forward.

“Hey, Bruce, I’ve got a slight cough and a fever.” He says to the scientist.

Bruce took off his glasses calmly, “My diagnosis is,” he looks down solemnly, before looking up and shouting, “You’re gonna fucking die!” The two ‘geniuses both break out in a fit of screaming.

You roll your eyes and rub the corners of your eyes as you sigh, “You do know he’s not that kind of doctor, right?”

“Wait, then why have you been giving me all those prostate exams?” Tony asked nonchalantly.

You chuckle thinking it’s a joke, but stop when you see the the horrified expression on Bruces face, that’s now turning red. 'Really?’ You mouth. Tony nods, face not having changed since the shouting ended. You laugh, taking that as your cue to leave. “Good luck, science husbands!” You yell out as you leave, not turning around.

A/N: Bruh it’s harder to shop, especially when theirs a huge sale and your fighting someone to get a deal than sports like breakdancing. Shopping is so a sport. Also, I’ve never seen Captain Marvel, so apologizes if shes OoC.

Carol and Tony were hanging out in between missions, and Carol decided she wanted to get to know Tony better, and the best way she could would be 20 questions. “Hey Tony, wanna play 20 questions?”

Tony shrugged, “Sure.”

“Do you play any sports?” Carol asked.

“Is shopping a sport?” Tony replied.

“No…” Carol drew out as she narrowed her eyes.

“Then no,” Tony said as he took a sip of Scotch.

Summary: You adopt a litter of cats with Peter that he saved as Spider-man 

Reader type: Someone who isn’t allergic to cats/Is willing to down a bottle of Benadryl everyday to have cats

Warnings: Mentions of dog fighting

Word count: 2600

The Peter Parker I write about is a mix of many Peters and my own interpretation, so this should be friendly to fans of any Peter.

You and Peter have been going out for quite some time now. Things have been going great for you two. Sure, there are the normal difficulties of any relationship. White lies, stupid arguments, jealousy from girls fawning over him because he’s Spider-man. Yeah, you know he’s Spider-man. The latter was obviously a non-issue before you learned he was Spider-man.

Peter was being interviewed because he had saved a bag of kittens that would’ve been chew toys for a dog fighting operation. He took down the ring and saved the dogs that were fighting. This animal rights reporter couldn’t keep her arms off of him when she was interviewing him. What made you jealous wasn’t her just actions, but Peters.

Steve: Use it! Use it to kill Thanos!

Peter: But I don’t know how to snap my fingers!

Steve: YOU DON’T - Doesn’t matter! Just close your fist or something. Any recognisable gesture would do!

Tony: Wait, don’t-

Title: Coffee Water

Paring: Steve Rogers X Tony Stark

An incorrect quote, turned into a drabble

In the early hours of the morning, Steve and Tony are in the kitchen, still trying to keep their eyes open from grogginess. Tony moves over to the coffee machine to make a pot, when he has a brilliant idea. “Hey babe,” Tony says as Steve looks over to him. “What if I made coffee with more coffee instead of water?”

You are fighting some powerful villains lackeys with The Avengers, and other heros like Carol Danvers. Steve has you and Carol paired up for fighting. You two are having a hard time keeping up with the fight as you have an endless flow of creatures coming after you.

You chuckle as you run past Carol to shoot the villain in the head. “We’re going to die.”

Carol scuffs at your pessimism. “You should really try to be more positive.”

“All right, I am positive we’re going to die.”

“More positive than that!” Carol screams as she turns her head around to face you. “Duck!” You quickly fall to the ground as she photon blasts the minion who was sneaking up on you.

“Okay,” you admit. “I’m positive we’re gonna die quickly!”

very committed to you and your child 

loving and playful 

wants several kids, but for now, you just have the one 

picnics

the little one looks just like him 

and he loves that 

very protective 

loves to take fun vacations together 

loves teaching his kids about Norse legends and especially about his family

so soft and gentle with you and the little one 

great at making sure you feel loved

especially when it’s just the two of you in the bedroom 

but that’s sometimes hard cause he loves to have the little one sleep in the bed with you two

Thor loves having you both so close 

wants his children to be strong like him 

but most importantly wants them to be themselves

Thor would love for the children to stay young forever 

such a proud husband and father

has loads of pictures of you two 

loves to give his kid rides on his shoulders