One Hot Meme

And probably a permanent one too whoops 😅

Ah I’m sorry to all my followers new and old (there are 1900+ of you :0 ), but I’m essentially quitting this blog.. I just need to get away from fandom stuff for a while and this is the best way I know how.

I’m going to leave this blog up and everything, I don’t really want to pass it on to anyone but if someone wants to make a similar blog or posts I wish you luck and hope it goes well for you :)

In the end Soo just prints the altered pictures out and colors over them with layers of coffee. ‘Its not like anyone in the exo dorm is planning to drink the foul beverage anyway’, he thinks.

“I was never actually that small.” He argues incredulously to the rest of exo, who are giggling over a compilation of predebut images. On the screen is a small child with awkward bangs and a heart shaped grin. The actors SM hired for the fake photos are good, Soo reflects. He’s impressed but far from fooled.

Once the two finally break apart for air Kyungsoo gazes at him soulfully, in a way which causes Baekhyun’s heart (and also pants) to become a bit tighter than before, as Soo slowly leans in close to the others ear and whispers sensually,

“Kkaebssong…”

‘I never do anything interesting.’ Soo thinks to himself while going to the local corner store, for what has to be the second time this week.

“Kyungsoo, you're one of my best friends.” Chanyeol tells him one day while beaming happily. A few moments pass. Chanyeol’s smile begins to fade, as the other remains silent and appears to be avoiding eye contact, “..Kyungsoo?”

Observing his own short ugly nails one day Soo merely sighs before stating, “I sure could use a hand job.”

Sehun simply replies “Tmi Hyung.” While Baekhyun lets out a snort of laughter before saying “All you have to do is ask.” And then winking exaggeratedly several times in a row. Immediately after Jongin abruptly shouts, “I volunteer as tribute!” Causing the rest of exo to look at him judgmentally (hunger game references are so 2013).

Soo even makes sure to leave Dinner mints on all of the pillows, in order to give the room a more welcoming atmosphere such as that of a classy hotel.

Ultimately Joonmyun doesn’t notice the tiny treats, and it ends up attracting an excessive amount of ants. They are forced to schedule an exterminator as the insects soon start invading other parts of the dorm in extreme amounts, and seem intent on a complete takeover.

“My aestethic is thinking too hard about things that don’t matter and crying myself to sleep.”

It’s only a small plant box he ends up keeping in one of the exo dorm windows, but he finds the idea of it relaxing.

Soo knows very little about plants, however, and ends up killing off all the seeds he tries growing. All that’s left are some small weeds that have managed to infest the area. He diligently waters them every day.

After hearing that marriage-unana is legal in all 50 states Yixing decides that he too wants a slice of that sweet marital life style (hold the hetero).

“Hey I think I wanna marry you..” He croons softly at Sehun who is sitting beside him. The maknae freezes before slowly turning around and saying emotionlessly “Ur too late.”

*its too late to apologize (remix version) plays in the background on loop. Actually, It already had been doing so nonstop for the past two weeks. When will someone put the sweet jam out of its misery*

“I already married someone else from exo m.."the Macaroni reveals. Lay gasps, who could it be?? Xiumin then walks in from where he had been hiding in the vents this whole time!! "Sorry Xingxing, you know I have a thing for older men.” Sehun says before going to the abs. I mean Xiumin. They then kiss chastely as this is Korea and they can only pass off so much tongue as ‘just friends’ territory before its labeled a scandal.