After hearing that marriage-unana is legal in all 50 states Yixing decides that he too wants a slice of that sweet marital life style (hold the hetero).
“Hey I think I wanna marry you..” He croons softly at Sehun who is sitting beside him. The maknae freezes before slowly turning around and saying emotionlessly “Ur too late.”
*its too late to apologize (remix version) plays in the background on loop. Actually, It already had been doing so nonstop for the past two weeks. When will someone put the sweet jam out of its misery*
“I already married someone else from exo m.."the Macaroni reveals. Lay gasps, who could it be?? Xiumin then walks in from where he had been hiding in the vents this whole time!! "Sorry Xingxing, you know I have a thing for older men.” Sehun says before going to the abs. I mean Xiumin. They then kiss chastely as this is Korea and they can only pass off so much tongue as ‘just friends’ territory before its labeled a scandal.
Yixing cries. But then he remembers bunnies exist and feels a little better.














