whenever i smell weed in public i get picked up off my feet and float towards the source like a cartoon character smellin a pie on a windowsill

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

girls who said “girls can lift chairs too” when the teacher asked for strong boys to lift chairs are gay now - i don’t make the rules

Honestly I'm actually just a dude now, but yeah I'm gay too lol

him: hey :) me: you’re lying

The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs

imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa

wizard duel

wizard collaboration

i love you people who hold doors i love you people who let others pass on the driveway i love you people who make funny faces at babies i love you people who pick up litter i love you people who say please and thank you i love you people patient with service workers i love you people who share an umbrella i love you people who are casually kind

heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting