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The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.
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one of the many victims of streaming is the dvd homepage where they included lil games, bloopers, director commentary, and behind the scenes. I miss u gurl
Reminder that Anne Rice was always fierce.
(From Anne Rice: Playboy interview, 1993)
Where did your first name come from?
I was named after one of my parents
I was named after a dead relative or family friend
I was named after a living relative or family friend
I was named after a religious figure
I was named after a historical figure
I was named after a fictional character
I was named after a place
My parents just chose a name they liked
Other
Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.
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back "tattoos" pals and their panicking girlfriends 🔥 I just wanted an excuse to draw their tattoos/marks and those amazing muscles sorry ✨️
prints stickers and more here on my redbubble :D
This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)
The woman says "Ridiculous..."
If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link
[Video Description: An ad with piano music over it all, showing an elderly woman in her home, knitting, when two younger men walk by her window, which catches her attention. She stares out her window at them as they kiss each other while walking, the old lady staring in disbelief. Cut to the old woman approaching a residence with a broom in hand, staring up at the second floor window where a small rainbow Pride flag is hanging. The old woman stares up at it and mutters "Ridiculo", before getting up on a ladder with her broom to remove the flag. Focus on the flag fluttering to the ground as church bells chime. The scene then cuts to the couple from before, approaching their home with grocery bags in hand before one stops and stares at the second floor, stopping his partner who then drops the groceries as he too stares up. It's then revealed that the small pride flag had been replaced with a gigantic, hand-knit pride flag. It then cuts back to the old woman's home, where a tin of rainbow-colored yarn sits on her table. The hands of the old woman are holding and fondly touching an old black and white photo of two young smiling women, leaning against each other. Cut to the old woman's face as she stares out with a look of happy pride on her face. At the end of the video, the name "Idealista" appears on screen, followed by "buon pride" along with a rainbow. End VD.]
One correction:
The old lady is not in her home. She is at work. She's meant to be what in Italian is called "la portinaia", aka a cross between a doorwoman and cleaner of a residential building. She's in her small "office" space, at the entrance of the building, from where she can survey the coming and goings of the inhabitants. It's a job that has mostly disappeared, but is culturally very clear to us as having the connotation of "potentially gossipy, one-million-percent judgmental woman who sees everything that goes on in the apartment complex, knows everyone and their secrets, and has Strong Opinions™️".
In this case, thankfully, the Strong Opinion™️ is that those two men are ridiculous with their teeny tiny flag for ants.
i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
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scrapped painting,, thought i might as well post it
i want to put my thoughts behind this: this was supposed to be a piece for pride month, titled "you were loved". the sky is the color of the aroace flag (just upside down)!
basically, i wanted to show an aroace person — an old aroace person, to be precise. being aroace myself, i am always told that i will forever be lonely and miserable if i don't get a partner. so showing grace, who is aroace to me, as old and happy and fulfilled and oh so loved by his best friend, was really important to me <3
The Lit Society ranked Ilya 7th, Shane 16th on Top 100 biggest yearners.
Do you agree? Who is the bigger yearner?
Ilya
Shane
They yearn equally
It depends where we are in the timeline
If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
Who would win?
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voter fraud, GO!
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Notes:
Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing
Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both
Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second
A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed
What the fuck does the back end of this website look like
Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes
25 to Life
Hangster | Teen | 6.4k Meet-Ugly, different first meeting, flirting in the holding cell, it's a bit unhinged
10:32 PM PST
"I want my phone call," Jake says. The cop leading him toward the holding cells raises her eyebrows at him. "I know my rights."
"And you'll get it," Officer Asshole tells him. Well, it's Officer Ashbey by Jake thinks asshole is a fair assessment. He's still pissed that he got arrested along with the dumb ass who hit him. It's not Jake's fault he defended himself. If anything, he did that guy a favor— if Jake hadn't hit back the dude could have really hurt him and that would probably make any charges against him worse. "When the line has cleared up."
Jake sighs internally, but doesn't say anything. It's bad enough that he got arrested, he doesn't want to make it worse by pissing off the cops. His grandpa raised him to respect authority, his mama raised him to give it the middle finger, his sisters taught him to know the time and place for each option. Right now respect is winning out. Ashbey opens the cell door, she un-cuffs Jake before he steps inside. That's nice, he can see a couple guys still cuffed in the little row of holding cells.
His cell is blessedly nearly empty, only a big bald guy with a face tattoo, handcuffed to the bench he's sitting on, and a a mustached guy wearing a shockingly nice suit, the top button undone and an ice pack pressed to his forehead. Jake's a little jealous, all he got was some tissues to shove up his nose to stop the bleeding. Baldy and Mustache are sitting on opposite sides of the cell, so Jake takes the bench in corner, far enough away from Baldy that he can't reach him, far enough from Mustache that he hopefully won't start a conversation. Jake's not sure why, but he's got a feeling the dudes a chatter.
Across the way he spots Dicky—the real, actual name of the guy who punched Jake—he's sitting with an ice pack on his face. Jake bets he's going to have a hell of a shiner; he can't help the smirk on his face Dicky catches his eye across the way. He's still spitting mad, but that's not on Jake. Not his fault the guy can't handle his darts. Or losing. Well, that part might be Jake's fault. Whatever. He leans his head back against the wall, nothing let to do but wait now.
"What are you in for?" Mustache asks. Jake tips his head to the side to look at him. He seems to be asking earnestly; Jake wonders how long this guys been stuck in a holding cell for him to be trying to make casual conversation.
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there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try
my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.
i literally love tumblr
i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life
wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.
here are a few other "secret" dashboards:
Posts from your "crushes"
"What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)
"Trending"
these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.
I swear if the link in the original post is a virus I'll be so upset.
nope! i hovered over the link and this popped up on the bottom of the browser. here's all the links in order:
https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/blog_subscriptions
https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/crushes
https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/what_you_missed
https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/trending
https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/for_you
