It Is I, A Simp

gonna reblog this every 4th of July to piss off conservatives ❤️

I'm also celebrating your dogs birthday

happy birthday to this dog

Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

blows my mind that sleeping is typically supposed to be RELAXING. yeah lemme just spend 8 hours allowing the murky abyss of my subconscious to control all audio-visual perception and most of my amygdala, that I may experience REM sleep hallucinations which plunder the depths of my tortured psyche. this will be a calming and low-stress experience

I hope everyone who opposes abortion literally dies. I do not give a fuck I hope you fucking die

fuck the supreme court of the united states of america.

I see you unfollowing. Good. Don’t fucking stop. This blog is pro choice, pro gay, pro black, pro trans, pro sex work, pro go fuck yourself

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

Must always reblog

Sometimes you just need to watch again. Instant serotonin.

I love that his only regret about this is him not having done the routine in heels.

I wonder if this is what sealed the deal for Zendaya. Cause I get it.

The key thing is he NAILS the routine and does it seriously, it’s not a joke choice. He does it with passion.

The fact that I reported a puppet account for saying Black people deserved slavery and was given a bullshit "that's their opinion" response yet staff has deleted 3 of my Black mutuals on the same fucking day tells my that @staff is racist and that Black Excellence banner is only for fucking show. Y'all will let Black bloggers be harassed, but God forbid one of them says fucking white women. With fucking full blown pesos and white supremacists on your fucking site too. Hope your building blows up

Reblog this you fucking cowards. There's been a ridiculous uptick in staff deleting Black bloggers over the smallest shit while ignore nonblack and white ones that send actually racist and triggering shit.