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locally-sourced-businessman

Once I finish with all this paperwork, I'm gonna go spend some time at the cemetery...for no particular reason.

locally-sourced-businessman

So, turns out graveyards are kinda lonely…

im-coffin

Do ya want some company?

#🤭#lol he likes you the most #coffin ⚰️#dhmis briefcase

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locally-sourced-businessman

It's either god hates me, or I just have insomnia…

im-coffin

Please sleep, Briefcase...

#Briefcase please sleep.#dhmis briefcase #coffin ⚰️

locally-sourced-businessman

Does anyone know the word for wanting a lesbian relationship but with another guy?

im-coffin

Gay or homosexual

#Briefcase being an airhead #dhmis #dhmis briefcase #coffin ⚰️#gay #gay gay homosexual gay

locally-sourced-businessman

I just ate a thumbtack…tastes like metal.

im-coffin

oh no, are you okay?

locally-sourced-businessman

Yeah, I'm fine, turns out tissues are really good at soaking up blood!

im-coffin

You need me to come help you?

#Coffin favoritism #dhmis briefcase #dhmis coffin #dhmis #coffin ⚰️

locally-sourced-businessman

I just ate a thumbtack…tastes like metal.

im-coffin

oh no, are you okay?

#coffin ⚰️#dhmis briefcase #dhmis #oof he has a favorite

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your-local-lovebug

furry boy bit my arm again and said that i tasted like banana bread and now im curious if i actually do

im-coffin

Please don't commit self-cannibalism

#lovebug #coffin ⚰️

@your-local-lovebug you made this, didn't you?

#coffin ⚰️#okay???#Spotify

your-local-lovebug

whwre is thr special one refrigerator.???

refideg? huh??

mintmale

where is the special one refrigerator.

WITCH ONE

you know the one

I DONT!!!!!!

You know which one.

coff mug, do u know where it is?

im-coffin

Definitely know where it is is where it is it is where it is it is.

#coffin ⚰️

your-local-lovebug

whwre is thr special one refrigerator.???

refideg? huh??

mintmale

where is the special one refrigerator.

WITCH ONE

you know the one

I DONT!!!!!!

You know which one.

#yeah you do #where is it #coffin ⚰️

Coffin says trans rights?

TRANS FUCKIN RIGHTS

#okay???#coffin ⚰️#uhm ok

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your-local-lovebug

where's everyone

im-coffin

Ahem???

your-local-lovebug

hi coffin how was rehab

im-coffin

Agitating.

Boring.

Everything that's bad.

your-local-lovebug

well at least youve been rehabilated!

if theres an afterlife i hope we meet each other in hell

im-coffin

Hopefully it's like the cartoon hell.

((Hazbin/Helluva))

your-local-lovebug

nevermind ill be waiting in purgatory

im-coffin

Okay.

You do you, but I'll be over here collecting dead demons and drinking my adult juice without you.

your-local-lovebug

slow down goth boy you just got out of rehab

im-coffin

None of their shit worked on me, so I'm perfectly insane.

your-local-lovebug

being mentally unstable is miserable, trust me ik 😔

however, i will say that malcom did help me get better mentally... so if you're interested in feeling better, i'm just saying hes an available option 😁

im-coffin

Uhm

Fuck. That.

I'm not becoming a love-crack induced Coffin.

Yall might paint me pink and red and put hearts on my eyes-

Love and death don't actually go well together, either...

your-local-lovebug

I didn't say you had to join, i was just saying he was an option. but if you're so determined to insult us, then perhaps a better option for you would be a therapist. Sure its expensive, but at least its not a "love cult," right Coffin?

or you could take a trip back to that looney bin you were at before, but that wouldn't be great on your reputation at the workplace. so it's your decision.

im-coffin

1: Therapists don't actually care.

2: That place never worked for anybody.

3: I'm only an assole because I don't take other people's verbal shit.

I may be selfish most of the time, if not, all the time because I'm selfish, and I don't care if I am or not.

Because Uno Reverse, Bitch.

#uhm coffin?#coffin stop cussing #coffin that was kinda-#kinda rude

I almost got caught by the doctors, again-

Don't let them find me..

#coffin ⚰️#they wont help you after you were so rude to them >:/

your-local-lovebug

where's everyone

im-coffin

Ahem???

your-local-lovebug

hi coffin how was rehab

im-coffin

Agitating.

Boring.

Everything that's bad.

your-local-lovebug

well at least youve been rehabilated!

if theres an afterlife i hope we meet each other in hell

im-coffin

Hopefully it's like the cartoon hell.

((Hazbin/Helluva))

your-local-lovebug

nevermind ill be waiting in purgatory

im-coffin

Okay.

You do you, but I'll be over here collecting dead demons and drinking my adult juice without you.

your-local-lovebug

slow down goth boy you just got out of rehab

im-coffin

None of their shit worked on me, so I'm perfectly insane.

your-local-lovebug

being mentally unstable is miserable, trust me ik 😔

however, i will say that malcom did help me get better mentally... so if you're interested in feeling better, i'm just saying hes an available option 😁

im-coffin

Uhm

Fuck. That.

I'm not becoming a love-crack induced Coffin.

Yall might paint me pink and red and put hearts on my eyes-

Love and death don't actually go well together, either...

#uhm coffin?#coffin thats rude be nicer to people

your-local-lovebug

where's everyone

im-coffin

Ahem???

your-local-lovebug

hi coffin how was rehab

im-coffin

Agitating.

Boring.

Everything that's bad.

your-local-lovebug

well at least youve been rehabilated!

if theres an afterlife i hope we meet each other in hell

im-coffin

Hopefully it's like the cartoon hell.

((Hazbin/Helluva))

your-local-lovebug

nevermind ill be waiting in purgatory

im-coffin

Okay.

You do you, but I'll be over here collecting dead demons and drinking my adult juice without you.

your-local-lovebug

slow down goth boy you just got out of rehab

im-coffin

None of their shit worked on me, so I'm perfectly insane.

your-local-lovebug

where's everyone

im-coffin

Ahem???

your-local-lovebug

hi coffin how was rehab

im-coffin

Agitating.

Boring.

Everything that's bad.

your-local-lovebug

well at least youve been rehabilated!

if theres an afterlife i hope we meet each other in hell

im-coffin

Hopefully it's like the cartoon hell.

((Hazbin/Helluva))

your-local-lovebug

nevermind ill be waiting in purgatory

im-coffin

Okay.

You do you, but I'll be over here collecting dead demons and drinking my adult juice without you.

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your-local-lovebug

where's everyone

im-coffin

Ahem???

your-local-lovebug

hi coffin how was rehab

im-coffin

Agitating.

Boring.

Everything that's bad.