jolyne enjoyers vs anasui fans

hotboxing my entire wizard tower

this is what I’m talking about!!

target audience

"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

kind of gay for women to wear button-up blouses/shirts. why are you wearing a shirt with buttons on it? to have your those buttons loosened by another woman's tender hands?

"autism be damned my kid can work a grill" reminds me of this time my therapist told me he met a little girl who's special interest was deep fryers

everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse

why does every fanfic with y/n have to be about romance. maybe i just want to be coworkers at taco bell with dio. take an accounting class with kakashi. these men are not dateable but could provide entertainment value in other facets of life

My hobbies include being weird and then being like why did I say that

AAAHHH NO HES TURNING HIS SWAG ON! *something happening to me that looks like im being bludgeoned to death by an invisible person*

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Honest to god I could write entire books on the fucked up little micro societies that exist solely in isolated gmod servers

my buddy and I were crawling some servers on gmod one day, just dinking around and being mild nuisances. we found one server where everyone had some ridiculous rank/title–various mythical creatures and wizards and stuff. We bothered someone badly enough (probably made a big mess of barrels or something) that we got put in jail, but we weren’t really interested in playing gmod as much as just goofing off, so we hung around the server for a while. the residents were chatting pretty casually, until someone, in a frantic tone, says “Janus is coming! We need to get this place cleaned up!” Janus logs in, and he has the title of God. Someone sheepishly asks “hey what’s up Janus?” Janus replies with an ear-splittingly loud buzzing static noise that drowns every sound on the server out. me and my buddy absolutely lost our minds

World Heritage Post

[ID: A Wikipedia screenshot that says, “The first bisexual pride flag was unveiled at the BiCafe’s first anniversary party on December 5, 1998, after Page was inspired by his work with BiNet USA.”]

all ever hear a bitch vent and realize she the fucking problem