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how i imagine mortar squad conversations going most of the time

— Ray Person, probably

victor lundy’s WWII sketches 2

Doc Roe: ok now it’s five

is this anything

spends the whole journey ranting to his passenger about web. gets his passenger to the airport with time to spare but also insults the dudes haircut. never has more than one hand on the steering wheel. plays the same terrible song 23 times in a row and turns it up & pretends he can't hear when the passenger tries to ask him to turn it off. gets out and starts yelling at someone in the middle of the road while he still has a passenger in the car. gives a sad hungover passenger the worst cigarette they've ever had in their life. does 50 in a 30. tries to get his passenger to invest in crypto. tells a passenger to breakup with her boyfriend while her boyfriend is also in the car. asks if it's okay if he takes a call then answers the phone to web by saying "what is it this time, faggot". knows the best, quickest routes across town using roads you didn't even know existed. tells cyclists to kill themselves. vapes while driving

i heard it was forty