There Is No Pattern

The only eating noises I tolerate are baby kittens slurping some goddamn mylk

if we examine the 2020 democratic primary, Bernie Sanders advocated policies that the party rank and file liked more, had far more donors than anyone else (and plenty of money as a result), had by far and away the best ground game, and remains, to this day, significantly more popular than the eventual nominee, Biden. none of that mattered in the face of overwhelming institutional support for Biden and favorable media coverage.

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die