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Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

Ill give you a hint, it moos

thanks yeah it’s the moose

I need to go on a honeymoon by myself.

Read can be read as read, but you can also read it as read.

i want more time with you.