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a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory

The hands

this is truly the best video that has ever blessed this website

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

A lone benadryl tablet has been spotted on my pillow this evening

there had to be something like trampolines before we felt the need to make artificial ones . maybe a type of animal we jumped on that went extinct

tested positive for needing his balls in my mouth :/

you will not receive a hint of pussy. for FIFTY MOONS