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"And don't let the door hit you on the way out!" I yell, pushing you towards the open frame. Disgruntled, you walk out and suddenly a cartoonishly large hand comes out of the door and slaps your ass.

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mcdolans

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

semememes-blog

HOW

lexiwestiiee

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

takemewherethewildthingsare

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

clariphonete-deactivated2014111

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

wrappingpaper

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

bbassam-deactivated20151227

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

iamsensitive

well

do not question

sasstronauuut-deactivated201906

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

littlekawaiiusagi

Lol doubt it

person3737-blog

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

starbaby96

What the hell, I’ll try it

thepanicatthediscoaddict

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

from-under-the-lilacs

I wants a doot doot

weird-emo-human-deactivated2018

hoooowwww does this work??!

bulimicbunnny

Idk man, like I don’t think it’ll work but 🤷🏼‍♀️

iwannabeskinnbones

Hehe😏 bet

deactivated-blog

Lets try it. Idk if it’ll work

starscence

IT WORKS

remosdeerica

What is this madness?

bl4ckb0xw4rrior

GIVE ME THE GOODS

decipheredallay-deactivated2023

hand it over

ozzo-the-wozzo

there are over 2 MILLION NOTES so I’m begging my followers not to send me a doot doot to cheat the system I have to see this for myself

bambisncs

won’t hurt to try i guess?

stup1dr4t

i will try ⠒̫⃝

ashthemadwriter-archived

What is this actually real-

floppy-joppy-deactivated2023072

i’m so confused, what the fu?-

paintoreos

Idk if it will happen, reblogging soon if it did or not :D

mydarlingdahlia

I want a doot doot in my inbox :3

ahashiraswife-deactivated202412

I want a doot doot too >:0

imelzz-deactivated20240227

hi

asterrioxs

please tell me this works please tell me this works plea

pearbranch14823

:D?

sky-the-snail-fanatic-deactivat

Give me the doot doots

asexualmisconduct

Doot Doot gimmie the doot doot

newgod-apollo

I wanna doot doot!!!

chronically-online-figtree

experimenting

a-fucking-tornado

I want a doot doot. Gimme a doot doot.

lycheelsea

Fascinating, I’d take a doot doot

sharkyy599

okay then!

3amclothesmonster

doot doot

british-randyjade-reblogs

Give a doot doot

raedioactive

doot doot pls???

crazed-rambler-deactivated20240

I wanna doot doot but i am doubtful

a-mimic-and-a-jester

it wont work i swear..

drhoneycombhoneystick

This won’t work butttttt-

Worth a try!

🤪🤷‍♀️

squirrelboi

bring on the dootage

reversed-ragatha-blog

OOC: Bring the sillyness.

illegitimateapple

Pingu could get it.

itsapmseymour

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, Don’t go inside the TUMBLR CAVE!

illegitimateapple

Ohhh nein... not the Tumblr cave!

But why not? It looks all sparkly and fun... there's fanart and pastel blogs and— Wait... why is everyone yelling about ships from shows I’ve never seen?! And why does every post have a thousand tags with inside jokes I don’t understand?! I just wanted to see some cartoons... now I'm being dragged into a debate about whether two sad men are "canonically in love" or just emotionally repressed!

Bitte... please… don’t leave me here... they're calling me a “cringe baby” for asking what a “blorbo” is... wait, that Wonka?

*Muffled screaming*

currently lost in Gotham, anyone need anything?

#Batman #gotham city

Sometimes, I go for a walk without music to not fast travel. I wanna feel the pain.

#is this normal

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Please report any of your colleagues who are using the wrong keycard during their duties no matter how familiar they are.

#scp oc #scp fanart #scp #scp foundation #scp poster

Character Idea:

An incredibly animated prosecuter/defense lawyer who is perpetually holding a cup of coffee. However, the constant gag is that they have complete disregard for the cup of fluid they are holding as they flail their arms around during their argument.

The coffee will always stay in the cup, only flying upwards and landing back in comically in serious situations or covering someone when needed.

The cup is bottomless, no-one questions it.

#wait this is ace attorney #oc

#scp fanart #scp #scp foundation #scp oc #scp poster #cognitohazard

I like Snoot Game.

#Snoot Game

Making a post before bed is like leaving a tooth under my pillow when I was a kid. like. here you go internet. my little thought. my crumb of opinion that needs validation that cannot wait. Give me my like, reblog, or anything.

#i may have a problem

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Using tumblr and also being apart of a Tumblr Subreddit is pretty weird. It's like being the animals in the zoo, and a confused tourist looking on at the same time.

#tumblr #reddit

May I please remind everyone the Survivorship Bias where @itsapmseymour is not actually everywhere and seeing everyones post, but is only being seen once they reply to one?

#survivorship bias #pm seymor #plane

Joshua Lopes-Costa, literally the coolest person ever with a heart of gold.

#Pixel Art #OC

Amelia Atkinson, 8 years old and may have eaten her pet hampster.

#Pixel Art #OC

Dino Lombardi, Italian Racecar Driver and 2 Time Marino Grand Prix Champion.

#pixel art #OC

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Andrew 'Andy' Nelmoore, Student at WWCS.

#pixel art #oc

Angie Marlone, Junior Florist at 'Best Buds Plant Emporium'.

#pixel art #OC

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