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leo/grey/marbles / neurodivergent queer / 18 / cherry coke pepsi lover / multifandom multishipper / linguistics nerd, artist, reader / pathetic loser. i listen to music a lot and occasionally i get obsessed with a song or album or artist. it's normal im okay. also i like to swear / occasional nsfw reblogs
est. september 2021
kotlc sideblog: @sokeefitzmarbles
i am also @dino-game-offical (and @cherry-coke-offical , though inactive atm)
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hi hello im weird and my identity is weird idk
other stuff:
music: twenty one pilots, sleep token, pierce the veil, waterparks, the neighbourhood, bring me the horizon, switchfoot, chase atlantic, royel otis, fall out boy, elliott smith, death cab, chloe moriondo, guster, conan gray, cavetown, bo burnham,tame impala
books: keeper of the lost cities, the raven cycle, six of crows, stephen king, david levithan, the bright sessions, the school for good and evil, percy jackson, simon snow, divergent (...not sorry), graphic novels, horror
movies: back to the future, descendants, fight club, the truman show, the breakfast club, aladdin (1992), dead poets society, knives out, tangled, the equestria girls movies, ratatouille, the greatest showman, spider-man: into the spiderverse, toy story 1-3
shows: THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS, gilmore girls, my little pony friendship is magic, teen wolf, heartstopper, xo kitty, arcane, scott pilgrim takes off, stranger things, hunter x hunter, death note, assorted 2010s era disney channel series
podcasts: the bright sessions, welcome to night vale, malevolent, the magnus archives, new year's day, six minutes, 36 questions
musicals: heathers, bttf, be more chill, dear evan hansen, epic, assorted starkid, beetlejuice, 36 questions (technically a "podcast musical")
side note: if you follow me just be aware MAY post/reblog suggestive or bordering on nsfw stuff, though it is rare. i will tag accordingly to the best of my ability
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For all that I've seen a lot of PHM posts that go on about 'patron saint of [blank]' for Ryland Grace, I don't think I've seen any that address what amounts to the scientific version of that: Mother of/Father of.
In order to be considered for the title of Mother of/Father [scientific field], you have to be the first to make significant contribution in that field. You're setting the groundwork in a way nobody else has. This can obviously cause a lot of debate in the end about who gets the title! That said, I think given the leaps and bounds that Grace makes in several fields of science that take them from the more theoretical to the practical gives him some notable options with strong arguments. So we've got options like: Father of Astrobiology (the discovery and study of Astrophage, Taumoeba, several other forms of life on Adrian, and the study of and first interactions with the Eridians; disproving the Goldilocks zone as the only area viable for life; making significant strides in proving the panspermia hypothesis), Father of Xenolinguistics (first person to create working translator and archive of an alien language), and Father of Interstellar Travel (this would be a title held alongside Dr. Dmitri Komorov, likely with Komorov being listed first, and there would be significant debate on if Grace should hold the title at all. I like to think Dmitri would want to share it though).
All workable cases, all real options. Buuuuut I think my very favorite option though would be the one that is the least open to debate and is the one that I honestly think Grace himself would like best: Father of First Contact.
Because on the one hand, yeah, that's a lot he was mostly doing. First contact with Astrophage, with the Taumoeba, with other life on Adrian, and most of all with the Eridians. The first ever intelligent form of life outside of Earth, he made First Contact with. He found ways to communicate, to establish common ground, to work alongside an alien being. He did something no one else on Earth had ever done before and changed the world with it. He made First Contact and saved the world.
But mostly that means there's a whole field of science that Grace's name is attached to forever because he got to meet his friend. Mostly, Father of First Contact is just a fancy way to say "I love my friend."
1- father of first contact is the cutest option and if you can only have one title that would be best
BUT
2- the funniest opinion imo is him getting several of those so hes one of those "this guy is fuckin everywhere" scientists (i imagine one day in the distant future a group of college kids get together and one of them can be talking about learning of this great biologist that made so many new discoveries and someone else goes "you mean the linguist??" "You mean the ASTRONAUT??" And everyones confused for a little bit until they figure it out)
mercifulmother
2 - This is the ideal vision yes yes yes yes! Grace really went out there and decided to do a 100% speedrun on revolutionizing different fields of science, and now children of the future are going to suffer about it forever. It gets even worse once the political science kids get involved in the conversation. "Do you mean the DIPLOMAT?" STEM vs Humanities showdown is brutal. Trying to write a paper about this man is an absolute nightmare because the interdisciplinary sources on him are in five different sections of the library at any given point. Finding his stuff in a bookstore is even worse.
securitycapecreature
@mercifulmother Ahhhh!!! Yesss oh my those poor kids, im half glad i dont live in that universe rn, his Wikipedia page is the stuff of nightmares
On the other hand, someone does that type of post where they post a screenshot of the "subjects" in a weird wiki page with no context and everyone in the comments identifies him Immediately cause who else
mercifulmother
@securitycapecreature His Wikipedia page is so long and its a nightmare to look at and it can never be confused for anyone else. Its one of the best places to fall into a wikipedia rabbit hole on because you can redirect in so many different directions. He's also the new spiders georg. "'Average scientist discovers 3 field revolutionizing things a year' factoid actually [sic] just statistical error. Average scientist discovers 0 field revolutionizing things a year. Dr. Cpt. Ryland Grace, who lives in space and discovers over 10,000 revolutionary facts each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted."
Grace has come a long way from "no immediate family, you don't even have a dog". He's the Father of First Contact. For the rest of time, as long as human and Eridian civilizations last, at all the points where humans and Eridians (or even humans and other species, or Eridians and other species) meet and interact and find joy in each other, making their own personal First Contacts -- all of those people become Grace's family.
@avoid-avoidance Hey man you can't just make me cry on my own post like that, what the heck??? How dare you???? Like I'd halfway made a connection similar to that (more from a teaching perspective), but not with everyone who makes First Contact after him being Grace's family. I'm so glad you did cause that's beautiful, I love it.
That's his family forever! He's their family forever! He taught them all how to make first contact, how to be with another species, how to love in this totally new way, and that makes them his kids! He's the blueprint humanity learns from! He never stops teaching, and all his students are his kids, and now they're his family too! Augh I'm gonna go get some tissues now, I'm very emotional.
Anyways peer reviewed, highly approved, ten stars, sparkly good job sticker right at the top.
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every signle fucking person on here: hey! i know you dont know me and we have less than zero rapport but i decided to interact with your post without engaging with your post. hope you enjoy my unrelated comments!
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