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Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

Don’t Stop Believing

Bohemian Rhapsody

Living On A Prayer

Come On Eileen

Sweet Caroline

Shot Through the Heart

Pour Some Sugar on Me

Sweet Home Alabama

Under Pressure

Shook Me All Night Long

Ice Ice Baby

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall

Buddy Holly

A Thousand Miles

Teenage Dirtbag

Red Solo Cup

Mr Brightside

Never Gonna Give You Up

Eye of the Tiger

Chicken Fried

American Pie

I Love Rock and Roll

Dancing Queen

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You

The Time Warp

Hey Jude

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter

Hey Soul Sister

In The End

All The Small Things

Stacy’s Mom

Kryptonite

All Star

You Found Me

Bad Day

Bring Me To Life

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down

I Write Sins Not Tragedies

All The Small Things

Ocean Avenue

Dirty Little Secret

Margaritaville

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl

Life Is A Highway

Some Nights

Little Lion Man

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody

Carry On My Wayward Son

Take On Me

1985

Iris

I’m Awesome

Seven Nation Army

September

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye

Say It Ain’t So

Somewhere Only We Know

I’m Yours

Last Resort

My Girl

Tiny Dancer

Roxanne

Shout

I’m a Believer

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks

Hooked On A Feeling

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls

Before He Cheats

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

hurleyquinnzel

I’ve gotten like a million comments like “I can’t believe you forgot _____” so here’s an updated list

Take On Me

Every Time We Touch

Hips Don’t Lie

Barbie Girl

Year 3000.

Tik Tok

Unwritten

She will be loved

Jump Around

Livin la Vida Loca

We Are The Champions

The Final Countdown

Fireflies

Hotel California

Cruise

Blitzkrieg Bop

Baby Got Back

Hollaback Girl

Toxic

The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)

Lean On Me

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

Lady Marmalade

We’re Not Gonna Take It

(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)

Lose Yourself

Who Let The Dogs Out

It Wasn’t Me

Coconut

Cherry Pie

Cherry Bomb

No Scrubs

Soak Up The Sun

We Got The Beat

I Want It That Way

Fergalicious

…Baby One More Time

Oops!…I Did It Again

Work It

Free Falling

Big Yellow Taxi

Stairway To Heaven

Highway To Hell

Hey Ya!

Maneater

Low

Get Low

Ignition Remix

Single Ladies

Umbrella

Thriller

Burnin’ Up

Uptown Funk

U Can’t Touch This

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Sweet Dreams

You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)

It’s Not Unusual

Stayin’ Alive

Blue (Da Ba Dee)

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Dragostea Din Tei (Numa Numa)

Gasolina

Any line dancing song/song with a specific dance/instructions (The Cha Cha Slide, the Electric Slide, the Cupid Shuffle, YMCA, Wobble, the Macarena, Jump On It)

And hilariously:

Ni**as In Paris

All of which have been added to the playlist:

https://play.spotify.com/user/killjewell/playlist/5SO1smOtMUSFFfg4a2awqq

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hurleyquinnzel

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

Don’t Stop Believing

Bohemian Rhapsody

Living On A Prayer

Come On Eileen

Sweet Caroline

Shot Through the Heart

Pour Some Sugar on Me

Sweet Home Alabama

Under Pressure

Shook Me All Night Long

Ice Ice Baby

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall

Buddy Holly

A Thousand Miles

Teenage Dirtbag

Red Solo Cup

Mr Brightside

Never Gonna Give You Up

Eye of the Tiger

Chicken Fried

American Pie

I Love Rock and Roll

Dancing Queen

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You

The Time Warp

Hey Jude

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter

Hey Soul Sister

In The End

All The Small Things

Stacy’s Mom

Kryptonite

All Star

You Found Me

Bad Day

Bring Me To Life

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down

I Write Sins Not Tragedies

All The Small Things

Ocean Avenue

Dirty Little Secret

Margaritaville

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl

Life Is A Highway

Some Nights

Little Lion Man

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody

Carry On My Wayward Son

Take On Me

1985

Iris

I’m Awesome

Seven Nation Army

September

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye

Say It Ain’t So

Somewhere Only We Know

I’m Yours

Last Resort

My Girl

Tiny Dancer

Roxanne

Shout

I’m a Believer

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks

Hooked On A Feeling

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls

Before He Cheats

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

hurleyquinnzel

I’ve gotten like a million comments like “I can’t believe you forgot _____” so here’s an updated list

Take On Me

Every Time We Touch

Hips Don’t Lie

Barbie Girl

Year 3000.

Tik Tok

Unwritten

She will be loved

Jump Around

Livin la Vida Loca

We Are The Champions

The Final Countdown

Fireflies

Hotel California

Cruise

Blitzkrieg Bop

Baby Got Back

Hollaback Girl

Toxic

The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)

Lean On Me

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

Lady Marmalade

We’re Not Gonna Take It

(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)

Lose Yourself

Who Let The Dogs Out

It Wasn’t Me

Coconut

Cherry Pie

Cherry Bomb

No Scrubs

Soak Up The Sun

We Got The Beat

I Want It That Way

Fergalicious

…Baby One More Time

Oops!…I Did It Again

Work It

Free Falling

Big Yellow Taxi

Stairway To Heaven

Highway To Hell

Hey Ya!

Maneater

Low

Get Low

Ignition Remix

Single Ladies

Umbrella

Thriller

Burnin’ Up

Uptown Funk

U Can’t Touch This

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Sweet Dreams

You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)

It’s Not Unusual

Stayin’ Alive

Blue (Da Ba Dee)

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Dragostea Din Tei (Numa Numa)

Gasolina

Any line dancing song/song with a specific dance/instructions (The Cha Cha Slide, the Electric Slide, the Cupid Shuffle, YMCA, Wobble, the Macarena, Jump On It)

And hilariously:

Ni**as In Paris

All of which have been added to the playlist:

https://play.spotify.com/user/killjewell/playlist/5SO1smOtMUSFFfg4a2awqq

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scifiseries

mugasofer

Return from the Stars, by Stanislaw Lem, published 1961.

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this is wild

c3rvida3

The two Jehovah’s Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles-straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. I don’t even have a joke to make about this, guys. I just feel like you should know that I am plagued by these righteously jacked proselytizers and that, for whatever reason, I’m constantly running into them at the grocery store and they always ask me how my cat is doing. It’s really somethin’.

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they must do jehovahs fitness

c3rvida3

FUCK. HOW DID I MISS THAT.

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the-artificem

he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying

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When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass

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I think it’s funny how people think it’s a bad thing to mention your exes when trying to explain your past.

I think it’s a bad thing and means more if you can’t talk about your exes.

groovybisexual

no offense but the goddess artemis is gay…I mean she’s the goddess of the moon and swore off men forever…and she’s the protector of women. she gay ✔️

johnplay

stolentweets

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what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail

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Treeson

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I manage to turn everything into crap wow

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yes that’s called digestion

ourpizzagang

Tumblr Vs. Facebook (x)

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love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.

locke-ripped-his-clothes-off

my dad’s a bus driver and i translated your text post to him and then he started laughing, looked me dead in the eye and said “who said we were preventing evil”

initiala

heyfunniest

initiala:

So here’s some backstory.

In… 2009, I got this idea. “What if we blew up like, 2010 balloons and filled a room with them for New Year’s?”

I proposed this to some friends. After the initial “ARE YOU CRAZY? NO!” I get a call a few hours later that goes “So I found a website where you can buy a ton of balloons for really cheap.”

Fast forward to now, and it has become a tradition. My friends and I spend a few days blowing up about 2050 balloons (we always do some extra because poppage does happen) and we number however many the year will be. Hence, this year we numbered up to 2013. And we fill a room and turn it into a giant, static-y ball pit. It’s enormous fun, and when you turn the lights out and get under the sea of balloons, you can see all the static zipping about. (we keep it all in with plastic on the doors and velcro)

We hang up the current year balloon, and the new year balloon, and at midnight we pop the old year balloon to send it out with a bang, as it were.

And then at like, 1am we start popping the others to clean up, and hope the neighbors don’t call the police.

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destinyofself

do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

“So what have you been up to in the holidays?”

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