I Have An Obsession

“what the fuck” is an emotion now and its the only one i have

god I wish I was decomposing in the mountains

The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team

I think about this post a lot. I talk about it a lot. It’s to the point where, at work when we don’t like someone, we go, “that person is NOT on my enrichment team” because apparently the biggest insult, we think, is that that person is not successfully zooing us.

this is incredible thank you for telling me

Item: Crystal of Banishment, 2d8 Bludgeoning damage

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

Oooo bitch ain’t this THE MOOD!

I was sitting on top of the hatch to my basement with my mom and banging on the door, trying to open it was a pizza man but I knew that he was actually a zombie trying to eat us.

i do a thing called what i want