FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: spiderman, god
WRITERS: ae<3, snappy710, yuri
Peter Benjamin Parker thought he was a pretty good guy.
He helped old people cross the road, aided Jenny Bottle's cat in escaping from trees, and, of course, there was the small (teensy, really) matter of his side hustle as Spider-man.
Which is why, when he found himself in a fight against God (yes, the literal Creator Being), he thought he could handle it. Heck, he'd never been all that religious (don't flame me if this is false idk marvel canon anymore), but seeing the omnipotent, omniscient being that controlled his universe? Yeah, still pretty terrifying, even for the webhead that he usually was.
Then again, God didn't seem to be aggressive against him, at first.
But then God decided to test him by putting Peter in a series of trials that would prove his worth as Spider-Man (while trying NOT to reveal him for some reason).
"First you must do the ultimate challenge--DUN DUN DUN" Peter chuckled "did you just say dun dun dun out loud" "shut up I'm god" god reached in his chest and grabbed his heart "ouch what the hay dude hay! why am I saying hay I want to say hay" "You cant cuss in heaven it autocorrects" God took his heart and started to crush it slowly.
TITLE: if only i couldve saved him..
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: zack, superman
WRITERS: kiyo, yuri, vanvan
Superman glanced at Zack, seeing him seem so sad was breaking him. “Zack.. I know it’s hard, but you can’t just.. stop trying.” Superman approached Zack, sitting down next to him. “..It’s all my fault.. You just don’t get it Superman.. I.. It’s all my fault!..” Zack sobbed guiltily. “That’s not true and you know that! There was nothing you could have done, Zack..” Superman responded, yet Zack wouldn’t budge. He was determined it was his fault, “Zack, please, you can’t just.. shut down, you’ve done nothing wrong!” Superman tried to reason. “You don’t get it Superman! I could’ve saved him!” Zack exclaimed as tears started forming at hi
"Zack I know how you feel" Superman said solemnly as he looked upon Zack with pity. Zacks face morphed into anger "You know NOTHING about how I feel I COULD HAVE SAVED HIM" at that outburst Superman held his head high, "Zack do you know how many times I arrived late to a scene only to see people hurt or dead, so many times Zack you cant save everyone" he held Zack closer into a hug as he cried "you cant save everyone" Zack muttered under his breath, "then I'm useless and I should shut down anyways" "No Zack!!" Superman cried, "You cant help anyone like that" "I cant help anyone regardless!!" Zack yelled
"Zack, it's not your fault they left us on their own accord." HOLY I CANT WRITE COMFORT IM SO SORRY CHAT THATS ALL.
TITLE: Friendship is not magic
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: ae, dazai
WRITERS: ruki, raine, mel
Ae turned to Dazai, slouching dramatically. “My pookie doesn’t love me anymore,” she complained.
Dazai blinked, perplexed. “Why not?”
“Raine is in love with you, Dazai!” She cried. “You’ve taken her from me!” She beat at his chest, frustrated, tears forming in her eyes.
Dazai took her hand, pushing it away. “I’m gay,” he deadpanned. “I’m taken by a ginger, remember?”
Ae blinked, pausing. “Oh, right,” she said sheepishly. “My bad.”
She turned from Dazai, darting out of the room—running right into Raine. Raine grabbed her wrist, stopping her from falling.
“What’s wrong, pookie?” Raine said, eyes filled with concern as she saw her tears.
"You're cheating on me!" Ae exclaimed, "maybe not with Dazai, but I know it! You are seeing someone else!"
"We're not even a couple," Raine dead panned.
"Doesn't matter," Ae sobbed as they bolted through the halls once more. Away from Raine, and away from Dazai.
Ae found a corner far away from them both to cry in. Ae curled into a ball, and slouched down on the wall, sniffling.
Suddenly, there was a LIGHT, and Ae looked up into it. In the light they saw... themselves!?
Light Ae held out her hand for the other Ae. "You deserve better then them," light Ae says, "come with me, you dont need them. I'll get you some ice cream, and we can watch your favorite movie."
Ae sniffles again, before taking light Aes hand. "Where are we going?" Ae asked light Ae, and light Ae responded "home."
A week later, both Raine and Dazai received a long message about how Ae feels, and that Ae needs some time away from them. Both Raine and Dazai write back with their own feelings, and they all agreed to take a break from each other to heal and do their own things.
Ae starts a fanfic writing shop in that time, and one day, Raine and Dazai come in.
"What do you want?" Ae asks, and Raine responds with "I'm sorry for what happened, I never meant to hurt you. I'd like to start talking to you again," Dazai nods, "I feel the same", he says
Ae sighs, and looks back to light Ae, who gives her a thumbs up. Ae turns back to them both, "alright, I'm sorry for how I reacted, too. Friends?"
"Friends!" They all say, and then Raine, Dazai, Ae, and light Ae skip off into the sunset togehter.
T ITLE: What if one pirate
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: nagito komaeda, law
WRITERS: lemondoe, kiyo, larkus
Nagito's eyes are seemingly permanently stuck looking down as he meanders the island. That is until he walks into a wall of solid rock. He startles, looking up to see Law from One Piece (?). "A new classmate?" He asks curiously, looking up at the guy. He seems a bit too old to be a part of Hopes Peak. "Classmate? What are ya talking about?" Law says, looking down at Nagito. GUYS AO3 IS BACK UP GUYS GUYS
“If you’re here you must be a new classmate, no? But I suppose you do look a bit too old to be part of a class. What’s your name, hm?” Nagito continued to stare at Law.
Law narrows his eyes at Nagito warily, unsure how exactly to repond. He was seriously contemplating yelling and running away, no idea where he was or what was going on. "I'm Law, actually, and I'm gonna enforce it on you if you don't leave me alone."
Nagito crosses his arms and turns away. "Jeez, fine, I was just saying hi, be like that then."
Law hesitates, suddenly uncertain of his extreme reaction.
"No wait- I'm not a classmate, but, maybe you could show me around?"
Nagito sighed, and shrugged, pretending to be annoyed as he started toward the ocean that surrounded the island.
And then they walked into the sunset together (??) happily ever after??
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: scaramouche, ren amamiya
WRITERS: gistinus, ruki, twelve
when i meet him, i just knew i had to stab my eyes on him, his voice, his build, his oh well everything made me go mad with lust. ren amamiya, that goddamn useless protagonist. i stabbed him with all the power i could at my deranged state, i scaramouche couldnt believe what i did but i felt satisfied .. i had no idea what to do the next day though, it smelt like rotten balls , i think he had like an issue there like of hygiene or something. well anyway i burnt his body and threw it onto the trash and went to play the best visual novel ever, fate stay night. i do no longer want to acknowledge the madness within me that night
Ren stabbed him in revenge, then pulled off Scara’s wig—running off into the horizon.
Scara gasped, raising a hand to his chest.
"Joker.... Persona... 5? What are you doing here? What do you want with me"
Ren proceeded to get closer to Scara, and closer.... and closer....
So close Scara could FEEL the hot breath of Ren coming from his mouth, like an intimate moment.
"I...." Scara whispered, "Want you too..."
They then proceeded to kiss and the rest is history!
TITLE: Batmiku: a gotham story
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: batman, hatsune miku
WRITERS: snappy710, lemondoe, blaze
Batman was minding his own business in a dark and stormy night over in Gotham when suddenly he came across Hatsune Miku, about to get ready for a performance in the city.
Batman gets into a fighting stance, but Miku frantically starts talking first. "Nooo! Don't shoottt!" She starts, waving her arms around frantically. "Ao3 is back uppp!!"
Batman scowls, not relaxing. "No, it's not. Don't lie." Miku shakes her head rapidly, getting her phone out. "No, no! You have to look!!"
Miku pauses as she looks down at her phone, her heart dropping. She reloaded it, and it was down. "Oh..." She keeps faith, reloading it one more time. "Oh, oh! It's back!" She says, practically shoving her phone in Batman's face.
Batman got excited ready to go back to his Batcave to read some Robin man X Batman Fanfics. But then it reloaded again Ao3 was back down. Irritated Batman pushed Miku and pulled out a gun and threatened to take her life for lying. "YOU LIED TO ME! NOW I CAN'T READ MY SHIP FANFICS!" Batman yelled. "I'm so sorry! Please don't kill me." Miku started to tear up begging for her life. Then something got to Batman a flashback feeling bad for Miku he let her go realizing killing someone over some stupid fanfic is not worth it. "I'm so sorry I don't know what got over me... Please accept my apology." Batman begged "No bitch." Miku said.
TITLE: This was written by high people
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: black forest cookie, larkus
WRITERS: siy, gistinus, ray
Larkus stared Black Forest Cookie down from across the room. "How could you do this to me."
His eyes were filled with tears.
"How could you cheat on me?"
Black Forest Cookie looked away in guilt.
"I -I'm sorry Larkus." He sighed "I never meant to hurt you like this-"
"Then why did you do it." Larkus shouted "If you didn't want to hurt me then you shouldn't have."
At Black Forest Cookie's lack of response, he walked away in disappointment.
"I wish I had never met you."
I couldnt believe what i was hearing, i was just drunk off uh cats pee anyway, i couldnt control myself in front of that twink he kept talking about fate stay night and it was just too sexy, if anything it was his fault. Larkus looked at me with piercing eyes full of sadness so i threw myself to the floor and started apologizing japanese sytle, he started kicking me and i think i broke one of my ribs.. my favourite one? i suppose since i did ballet. do cookies have ribs? who cares man uuh i think he started eating a piece of me and giggling, what a sadist! .. some time later i woke up in my bed, with no arms just legs so i no longer could go to cookie run kingdom and i fucking lost my career over fate stay night fan twink, fuck you kinoko nasu
Larkus had gotten his revenge on the cookie he was dating. After taking the cookie to its house, since he felt he had gone a little far with the whole limb eating thing, he reflected on his love life with his therapist.
"I don't think I should date cookies anymore. I don't know if all cookies are unfaithful... but I don't think I can ever trust a cookie again," Larkus said, wiping a tear from his eye.
"Cookie? I'm not familiar with the term," Larkus' therapist said.
"Sentient cookies. You know, the ones walking around?"
The therapist nodded slowly.
"So, tell me more about these sentient cookies..." they said.
TITLE: fREDDY TIME!!!<333
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: freddy, yuri
WRITERS: vanvan, siy, raine
Yuri just clocked into her 1st night shift at fazbear entertainment,only to see that THE FREDDY FAZBEAR was the only one on stage.
She gasped, "Oh no!" she started hearing har har har coming after her, she fluttered her eyelashes as freddy stopped in front of her. I swear if yuri isn't the ddlc character ;-; im cooked.
Anyways freddy said "Its freddy time!!
Yuri stared blankly at Freddy Fazbear.
(im so fried i dont even know what to write)
Freddy didn't move for a whole twenty minutes. Yuri didn't move either.
Suddenly Freddy sprang to action and began to chase her down. She ran away in fear.
"I never should've taken this security guard job!!!"
She grabbed a pizza as she ran and frantically ate it.
"But I couldn't resist the smell of pizza coming from this place."
She had been extremely desperate for a job since she had lost her previous one as a Dunkin Donuts employee. She lived on the streets and searched trash for food.
But the carboard box she had been living in had blown away and she decided to take refuge in the Freddy Fazbear before being offered the job.
The clunky sounds of the animatronic running behind her echoed through the street. Metal hit against concrete, creating a grating noise, combined with the sound of Yuri's heart pounding in her chest. Every step she took was one farther from the bear, but unfortunately, he was always two steps ahead, just like Nikocado Avacado in that one video.
Large, cool, metal claws grasped her from behind, snatching her backwards and against the animatronic bear. Yuri's breath hitched and she bit her tongue to prevent herself from shrieking. Her chest heaved rapidly, and she felt panic seep in.
"I said," the deep, growling voice of Freddy whispered into her ear, "it's Freddy Time."
Yuri closed her eyes for the last time...time...
TITLE: Nine decides eleven and chao cant be a happy family anymore
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: eleven (number), dark chao (sonic)
Eleven lays on a picnic blanket, the sun beating down on its face. A few feet away, Dark Chao runs around with a stick, pretending they're holding a sword and fighting monsters.
It was a nice, peaceful existence, away from the chaos of the Sonic universe and the problems number universe life. Eleven enjoyed being Dark Chao's parent, it did its best to care for Dark Chao, and Dark Chao apprediated its effots.
Still, everything changed the day that Nine attacked.
Nine was nefarious- a dastardly existence who'd been infamous for slicing its way out of Seven's stomach before consuming them, too, and for its awkward situationship with poor Six. It didn't exactly make sense why it was coming after Eleven, except that there had been rumors-- just rumors, really!- going around that it wanted to increase its value bit by bit.
One, through a letter delivered a week before the visit, said that it had already got to Ten.
If Nine truly did want to bring harm to Eleven, then Eleven would be completely defenseless. Nine was notorious for being fearless and incredibly strong. Nine was smart and cunning, it would be the end of Eleven if Nine got his way. Eleven could only fear of Dark Chaoâs reaction. The inevitable fall of Eleven and Dark Chaoâs reaction as the love of their life is long gone.
And that fear would slowly come true, footsteps could be heard throughout Elevenâs house. It had to be Nine, who else would try to be so discreet as they walk around a house, if not to get rid of Eleven.
Eleven quickly called Dark Chao.
âDark Chao.. I.. I love you so much.. but I donât think iâll be making it past tommorow..â
âH-huh? What do you mean? Whatâs happening?! Eleven?!â
âI-Iâm so so.. sorry.. Iâve always loved you.. and Iâm so sorry it had to end like this.. I truly love y-â
Eleven was abruptly cut off, and all Dark Chao could hear was a o
T ITLE: where do we go from here (smiling ear to ear)
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: sonic the hedgehog, ae<3
WRITERS: larkus, vanvan, ruki
Sonic took a deep breath, carefully adjusting the flower on his suit before he opened the door into the chapel. Slowly. Very slowly and carefully, because he was a hedgehog who knew how to be gentle when it called for it.
At least, that was what he told himself.
But if there was ever a time when he wanted to run, it would be now. Every bone in his body was vibrating with nerves as he looked at the people gathered to witness their matrimony.
Ae<3 stood at the altar, bedecked in red and gold, looking as beautiful as Sonic had ever seen them. Batman walked him with a trembling hold down the altar to greet his partner and soon-to be spouse.
Hopefully nothing was about to go horrifically wrong!!
Suddenly, Ae<3 took out a wine glass and splashed it on sonic, somehow turning his blue quills red.
"There now we match!! <3" Ae<3 spoke, with the emoticon and everything.
And then⦠Ae and Sonic kissed.
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: finley, kagamine len
WRITERS: twelve, mel, lemondoe
There he was, standing infront of this large abandoned park titled "Indigo Park"
Kagamine Len was there for one thing only, to find his lost sister.
He quickly trespassed the old security, climbed the fences and he was in.
Looking around, it didn't look much different from when he was a child but it was clearly very run down, like it hadn't been touched for decades.
He looked in everywhere, in old stores, backrooms, even the amusement rides. He couldn't find her.
But.... there was one place he hadn't looked.... Oceanic Odyssey, where his favorte mascot Finley was.
Kagamine Len quietly and quickly led himself over to where Oceanic Oddesy started, swallowing a lump in his throat.
This was it, if this went wrong, then... well, he'd have to see what happened then, he guessed. He found his way inside, dusting himself off when he was in, and he walked in a random direction.
It felt like he was walking forever before he found anything. An old cardboard cut out of Finley. It made him feel... nostalgic, in a way.
He walked closer to it, hesitant, and reached out a hand to touch it, before something tapped his shoulder.
He screamed, swinging himself around and stumbling back, knocking over the cut out in the process. His sister, Kagamine Rin, stood behind him, hunched over, hands on her knees, laughing.
He was annoyed, to say the least, but his relief at finding his sister safe outweighed his annoyance with her. They walked out together, to where he got into the area to begin with.
They'd have a conversation about this later, for now, it'd be best for both of them to get home.
As Len was going to guide his sister out, something monstrous happened. Len watched as his beloved sister's face melted into Finley's, a feeling of horror overwhelming him. "What's wrong, expecting someone else." Finley crooned, taking a step forward as Len took a step back.
"My sister- What you'd do to my sister!?" Len stumbles over his words, a feeling of resignation creeping up on him. He already knew. Finley took another step forward, and another, and another, until Len's back was to the wall.
"She doesn't deserve her fame, and neither do you." Finley starts, reaching his hand out and grabbing Len by his hair, lifting him up. A cruel grin spreads across his face. "Luckily, I know someone who does."
TITLE: The battle over the mega cheezy pizza
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: william afton, michael afton
WRITERS: blaze, larkus, gistinus
It's 4 o'clock at old FredBears diner where Micheal afton was at where the battle was happening "William Afton VS Micheal afton" you think there would be a crowd but no. No one wants to be near that psychopath William word goes around he killed multiple kids. "Where is this bastard." Micheal Afton said. "Is he not going to show up?"
The diner was deathly silent. Not a sound could be heard as Michael paced back and forth across the grimy tiles. He was angrier than he'd ever been, eager to get revenge against William, who'd stolen the last slice of his Ultra-Mega-Cheezy-Meatza-Fantastic pizza. It was custom made. It had gold leaf on top of the pepperoni. And William had unjustly stolen it from him.
Here, now, it was his time for revenge.
If only William would actually show up!
Hours passed as he paced back and forth in the diner, the broken clock on the wall ticking agonizingly as the time went by with William nowhere to be seen.
Until the door suddenly slammed open, and William stumbled in, already bruised and covered in gruesome injuries. Blood dripped from his nose and splattered on the tile sickeningly.
Michael froze, heart pounding as he looked at him with wide eyes. "What happened to you??" he whispered, voice hoarse with fear. His anger was completely forgotten.
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TITLE: not the worst lunch yuji will ever have
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: yuji (jjk), shadow milk cookie
WRITERS: ray, twelve, snappy710
Yuji wasn't paying attention to lunch. He had swapped lunchboxes with a schoolmate from the occult club. He didn't knowingly agree to this, but had been tricked into it. Yuji figured he'd just eat the lunch quickly and not look at it, since it had to be something bad. That was how Yuji became possessed by Shadow Milk Cookie, who he swallowed whole.
Yuji jumped out of his seat, he heard that voice in his head.
"Puhuhuhu, looks like you accidentally ate me! Bad news for you surely"
"What..?" Yuji questioned, "Who are you and why are you in my head?"
"Wow... rude! Looks like someone doesnt look at their food when eating it. What if it was like poisoned or something? You could have really gotten hurt."
Yuji put his hands in his head, "Stop, get out of my mind you... whatever you are"
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: gru, steve
WRITERS: yuri, blaze, siy
Gru rubbed his beautiful bald head as he figeted with his bow tie. He was nervous for the arrival of his now boyfriend Steve Minecraft. Oh today was the day he was gonna propose. This made his a bit weary as Steve hated marriages but gru in his evil plans hit him with a lovey dovey ray making him extra lovey dovey as he hoped this would convince him of marriage. He was aware it sounded mean or evil but he loved Steve so much he didn't care and as he say Steve arrive with a frown he raised an eyebrow.
Gru asked Steve if they could hang out at the mall not surprised Steve was not busy. They both agreed 3:00 pm. Gru got his gadget ready testing it on a small weak minion to make sure it works. It was almost time, so Gru finished up some other things and got dressed. And quickly grabbed his car keys and drove to the mall. Steve actually arrived before Gru which surprised him. They went to go get some Crumble cookie that was in the mall.
But when they ate the Crumbl cookies, Steve spit it out in disgust.
"This might be the worst thing I've ever eaten."
Steve Minecraft said as he washed out his mouth.
"HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!" (Zuko reference from ATLA)
Gru couldn't believe Steve could even think that about the best cookies ever baked.
"Let me break up with you."
TITLE: Menacing mcnuggets and kris undertale
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: dark knight, kris undertale
WRITERS: raine, ray, ae<3
"So," Dark Knight began, "come here often?"
Sitting across from him sat a brunette child, hair covering their eyes. After no response, Dark Knight spoke again.
"Do you not like the McNuggets?" he inquired, handing the child one of the chicken nuggets. Sure, McDonalds was a weird spot to begin an interview, but times had been tough and he didn't have the money to afford anything else.
Once again, the child did not respond, but slowly dipped one of their fries into their honey mustard in a threatening manner.
"I'll be honest with you," Dark Knight said, since he suspected that the child was growing impatient with his stalling, "I don't usually agree to interviews. I came to this one because you're a suspect in yesterday's incident."
The child chewed a fry in an even more threatening manner, staring into Dark Knight's soul.
"Look, kid, if you were pressured into blowing up the convenience store across the street, I can get you somewhere safe. All you need to do is tell me what you did and who you're working for."
In truth, Dark Knight would have agreed to any interview that paid. But the kid was also a suspect.
The kid stayed silent for even longer, eyes not drifting the slightest bit away from their fries until someone came by with a McFlurry. An oreo-flavored one, a real classic, not just the limited-edition s'mores shit. They took the weird spindle-spoon in their hand wordlessly, nodding slightly in thanks, before pouring a bunch of rainbowy sprinkles down it.
...Okay. Maybe the kid was slightly less dark-and-brooding than he'd assumed. A shame, they could have shared that.
Either way, the child soon started quickly taking medium-sized bites of McFlurry, setting aside the fries for a few minutes. They still weren't answering the question, only pausing to look up at Dark Knight questioningly, as if to say, "Who, me? I'm just a kid, man."
...Fuck this, he needed a nap.
Was he seriously suspecting this kid of blowing up the convenience store? They couldn't be a- oh, great, they got brainfreeze. See? Totally harmless.
Dark Knight sighed, putting down cash on the table to pay for the McDonald's (too much, but sue him, he had a heart) before making his exit. Yeah, he just needed to get some rest. He could look over whatever footage they managed to recover in the morning.
...the next day, when he saw footage of the same kid hauling cans of gasoline to the convenience store, he started to regret that choice real hard.
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