Supposition of Atrocious Fundamentalism

you don’t have to be more attractive. you don’t have to be attractive at all. you don’t have to attract anyone or anything. you are not a magnet, damn it. you should be you for you and only you. and yes I am talking about you and you and you.  

the older i get the more i realize i just don’t want certain types of people around me anymore. some people just stunt your personal growth

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

Australia is a fucking weird place

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

My way of flirting is looking at the person I’m attracted to and hoping they’re braver than I am.

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

That’s fucking brilliant.

One of the most frustrating things in the world is watching someone else use a computer.