Arpeggi

i love when someone confirms we're friends

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

DONNA!!

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

As a hot climate person this never stopped me but stay hydrated 🕯

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

(bloodstained and bruised) how am i? im pretty good just a little tired

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.