holes for moles

soobin: weak. i sleep with a gun.

beomgyu: you're both pathetic.

soobin: oh? what do you sleep with?

warning kinda not really: me and my gay ships, shouldn’t be any spoilers, swearing but like my page my rules sooooo

no proofread we die like odasaku

hueningkai: give them away?

yeonjun: throw them at people

beomgyu: squirt them in our enemies’ eyes

taehyun: wallow in self despair and wait for inevitable death

soobin: …

yeonjun: …

soobin: what??

hyuka, nodding gravely: it’s a serious problem

soobin: what happened????

taehyun: odi isn’t in his cage and we can’t find him

soobin: the house isn’t that big, we’ll find him

beomgyu: that headache with pictures

soobin: what??

taehyun, not looking up from his book: my fire

beomgyu: the one~

soobin: *sighs* desire~

beomgyu, on his knees: BELIEVE~

hyuka, focused on his video game: when i say~

yeonjun, from the kitchen: i want it thattt way-

taehyun: he took a ”what txt member are you” test

soobin: and??

yeonjun: *screams out of annoyance*

beomgyu: *screams to assert dominance*

taehyun: *screams to restore order*

hyuka: *recording and screaming dolphin laugh*

soobin: *sighs and turns around*

soobin to jungwon: these are my kids

jungwon: *looks at passed out enha and nods*

yeonjun: *nods* don’t fuck up

yeonjun to soobin: come here baby~

beomgyu: *smirking and walking up to taehyun*

yeonjun: you got this bro, just be mature

beomgyu: got it, mature

*later*

taehyun: so what are some of your hobbies?

random kuroo hc that he would be so bad at cooking

like he’s worse than bokuto

dont let him use the stove he’s gonna burn the house down

never learned to cook much until college

wasnt until he was dorming with bokuto that he realized neither of them knew how to cook

shit that was a mistake

tries to follow recipes but they never work out

probably because he adds extra ingredients and removes some randomly due to his confidence in the end result

it doesn’t work

potato salad with extra salt because “potatoes have no flavor”

shit be salty

even bokuto questions his best friend’s thought process

“hey bro, you sure that’s what the instructions say?”

“of course bro, trust the process”

famous last words

ended up needing to have yaku or akaashi come over and make something after living on cup noodles for a week

bokuto was on emo mode the whole time

boi was a wreck when akaashi finally came to visit

best to say that’s why kuroo invested in a microwave so he could avoid starvation during his college years