maria.

i want someone to just be happy over me. happy to see me. happy to hear me. happy to know me.

❤

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

a thing to learn about cooking is, that isnt enough garlic. there is not enough garlic in there. yeah i know you already put garlic in but shhh, listen, listen to the pot, it says it wants more garlic.  seriously more garlic come on i said put in some more garlic fucking dO it you piece of shit. what do you mean that that’s all the garlic you had well i suppose theres nothing for it we have to go pick up some more come on then

bank account: there’s food at home