be a doll, and hand me that diet coke.

taylor swift is the best songwriter of our generation and if she was a man this wouldnt be a controversial opinion and im glad she fucking knows it

the fact that placebos can work even when you know they’re placebos is so fucked up. what the hell is up with the brain

like some kind of fucked up wrinkled goblin that won’t unlock the chemical secrets if you just ask politely, you have to give it some kind of pill. you can tell it that the pill doesn’t do shit, but it doesn’t care, it just wants the pill

This is what sports should be about <3

THANK YOU

TAYLOR SWIFT STAN OR NAH, U CAN’T TELL ME THAT WE, AS HUMANS, DON’T GO FUCKING BAT SHIT WHEN “YOU BELONG WITH ME” COMES ON, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HEAR “YOU’RE ON THE PHONE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND -” STARTS, U GO GODDAMN APESHIT, LIKE A FERAL PART OF UR BRAIN TURNS ON, AND PRETTY SOON UR TRANSCENDING THIS REALITY, UNTIL UR A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL, SINGING INTO A HAIR BRUSH, LIKE, “IF YOU CAN SEE THAT I AM THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU, BEEN HERE ALL THIS TIME, SO WHY CAN’T YOU, SEEEEEEEEEEE E E E e E E YOU B El O GN  Wi TH  M E  EE E E EE E E” DON’T TELL ME YOU DON’T, BECAUSE THEN I AM CALLING YOU A MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN LIAR!!! TAYLOR SWIFT TURNS US ALL INTO 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS WITH THAT SONG, IT IS A UNIVERSAL MOOD, I REST MY CASE.