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He is all about safety.

the banshees of inisherin (2022) dir. martin mcdonagh

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

a biome so unique in south africa that it's earned an entirely new biome classification for itself. so many plants are endemic to this area, and ofc it's under threat of extinction.

Anne of Green Gables (1979)

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

​found this comment on a video of some swans crossing the street. wow.

POV: You've disturbed Astarion mid his afternoon sensual-half-clothed-bloodied-bed-lounge. What do you have to say for yourself?