i hope john terry...

yuck

I hope John Terry invests in a pyramid scheme and then his great uncle calls him a fool.

I hope John Terry shoots a goal and it bounces 2 inches behind the crossbar and a person from the other team kicks it out and it isn't counted 

I hope John Terry gets a hand-job from Edward Scissorhands.

i hope john terry gets judo chopped by austin powers

I hope Ryan Giggs shags John Terry's wife (if he hasn't already)

I hope John Terry forgot that he had just brushed his teeth and takes a big gulp of OJ for breakfast.

I hope john terry pours a bowl of cereal without checking for milk and finds that there is milk but it expired a week ago.

I hope John Terry gets so addicted to Tumblr that he won't play or train anymore

i hope johnn terry slips on a banana and ends up covered in shit