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Boss!Sukuna Who: Was never fond of love. and never will be. well, unless it came to you of course
"You seriously only dated 3 people in your whole lifetime??"
"I just answered your question. yes, i only dated 3 people, how many more times do i have to repeat myself?"
"Booo you are so boring..."
"Have you dated anyone and stayed with them after a month?"
"Exactly. get back to work"
He'd watch as you walked away from him with a pout on your face, when were you suddenly so interested in his love life?
"Sooo what's your type in a woman then?"
"Are you just gonna keep following me to ask stupid questions?"
"and plus. why do you care?"
"Welll Valentine's day is right around the corner and you said you never dated anyone before sooo being the good employee I am I'm making sure you have someone to spend the day with !!"
ah, that's why, he never cared for such a useless holiday seeing how his past history with his partners never worked out well the first one cheated, the second one used him, and the third one just straight-up cut contact with no reason whatsoever
maybe that's why he was never fond of the concept of love and never will be, it's a useless thing and all it's gonna do is just hold you back down so why bother.
and plus, with the current generation, he doubts true love even exists.
"Awhhh cmon give it a try"
the moment a sound escaped from your mouth he immediately flicked your head
yet despite him not telling you a single thing, you still hadn't given up,
"Sooo you've known sukuna for quite awhile sooo like..."
"do you know what his type is?"
the moment the room fell silent you'd look around noticing how everyone just stared at you dumbfoundedly
".... how oblivious are you..."
"What is that supposed to mean"
"I'm sure you can figure it out..."
Since none was willing to answer you, you just brought matters into your own hands! i mean what better way to look into sukunas past lovers!! maybe it'll help you figure out his preferences,
but oh how wrong you turned out to be...
every woman, even guys... you showed him, he turned down every one of them. how are you supposed to help him find a date if he keeps turning down everyone!
You'd be on the rooftop leaning over a railing as you took a puff of your cigarette, eventually, you heard the door behind you open, and when you turned to look who it was, it was no other than sukuna
he stood next to you grabbing out his own pack of cigarettes as he snatched the lighter from your hand and lit his cigarette up while the two of you stared down at the city, admiring the bright lights as the two of you watched in silence
eventually, you decided to speak up,
"how come you keep turning down everyone I set you up with?"
"I told you, I have no interest in them, they don't fit my type"
"See that's the problem! how am I supposed to help if you won't tell me what your type is?"
"i already like someone, so no need"
"YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME THAT SOONER"
"It's funny messing with you"
"Tch. whatever. but anyways, who do you even like?"
with that, he just kept staring at you watching as you named everyone you knew, males included....?
by the time you were done, you were out of breath seeing how you said everything without breathing,
"Okay, so who is it?? I mentioned everyone I know"
"yeah but you didn't mention the person I like"
"I swear if the person you like is yourself..."
"There standing in front of me right now,"
"what? but I'm the one who's standing in front of you??"
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