Guys Like You Make Us Look Bad...

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

Maturity is healing and unlearning your own toxic patterns, so you don't unconsciously pass your pain onto people who didn't hurt you.

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

try you human brick 

OP why did it take you 2 years to respond to that comment

why the fuck do they name the racehorses like that, just name them normal  

first of all what the fuck

alola form

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions

recipes shouldn’t even estimate how long it will take it should just say “caramelize onions (god help you — you’re now on onion time)”