i have opinions too...

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

in my head everything i post to tumblr is a private conversation between me, myself, and my six active mutuals

Hi y’all just an update that we have raised $1,015 of the $27,000 goal. Please spread the word so my brother can finally get his smile back

Are there many stories in which someone dies and gets resurrected, but their personality has changed…. for the better?

That Jesus fellow turned out well.

I’m not a Christian but I really really really don’t think the point of resurrection was ‘oh, hey, this Jesus fellow is so much less of a dickhead after being crucified, he definitely changed for the better’.

You’ve gone too far.

Y’all I have not been on this website in almost two years. I logged on to find this classiest dick trying to make fun at the expense of my poverty growing up. mmm no ma’am. 

well ok

didn’t work but glad i tried

toes

Why is there a coyote on a bus.

because they can’t drive

SHE DID THAT

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

Every time I see this video, it renews me

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

what these are all true