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#out of comedy for today #my span is empty #it needs to recharge #- meaning I'll be back tomorrow!#(it's late here so goodnight lovely people)

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Can I get an extra bottle...?

Of course my dear son! Of course

Perhaps we could both do with some good wine?

Yes, of course *brings the best wine in Middle-Earth*

ihatefaramir

“NASTY?!”

"IN FACT, do sing and I will spare your life!"

leavenowandnevercomeback

"Yesss, nasty! Very nasty, preciousss!"

"Yes, yes, we will!"

"LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOOOOOOOOOR—"

ihatefaramir

"I am pleased with this awful sound"

"CONTINUE!"

#leavenowandnevercomeback #How've you beeeen?

You have been drinking again, haven't you?

NO OF COURSE NOT

- ..why do you want me to?..

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Yes?

MY BRAVE

COURAGEOUS

BELOVED

SON

#thesonofgondor

ihatefaramir

I REQUIRE ENTERTAINMENT

leavenowandnevercomeback

"SSSTOP YELLING AT USSS, NASTY MAN!"

"Oh, we can sings for it!"

“NO! *Gollum, gollum!* No, no, no! We only sssings for Preciousss! For Preciousss, with Preciousss, *and* about Preciousss!”

ihatefaramir

"NASTY?!"

"IN FACT, do sing and I will spare your life!"

#HI #leavenowandnevercomeback

Father, why does everyone seem to think that I am dead?

MY SON

My name is Denethor.

Short and accurate.

vcielocqa

#EXACTLY MY BRAVE #COURAGEOUS #BEAUTIFUL #SON

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littlecheeckysparrow

#EXACTLY

meladoodle

do an impression of me in my inbox

I am hosting a tournament now.

Please do show up and only win if you're worthy enough for my presence!

#denthor #:bad ideas #don't show up he's not fun #only a little when he's drunk

do you remember that time your son died? huh denny? huh? that red head who got shot by the uruk-hai? huh?

dAMN YOU, GREY-CLOAK!

lastvalerious

"So hire a jester…?"

ihatefaramir

"Jesters are boring.. If you should have more ideas, I suggest you should spill them now!"

lastvalerious

"Boring? Fine; you could host a tournament or see a comedic play. Or even saddle your horse and ride through the city-you are the Steward and have all of Gondor at your hands."

ihatefaramir

"You're right. I AM the steward. I shall host one of those tournaments, and the winner shall have the honour of dining in my halls, feasting on the finest tomatoes stol- brought from our neighbour city!"

#princessannavalerious #// It's been so long! How much have changed since I left=#*?

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denethor y do u always look like someone cut a fart in ur presence?

I do NOT understand??? It's the Fara-era it's deceiving

ihatefaramir

I REQUIRE ENTERTAINMENT

lastvalerious

"So hire a jester…?"

ihatefaramir

"Jesters are boring.. If you should have more ideas, I suggest you should spill them now!"

#princessannavalerious #Hi!

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