Hey

I just realized that a lot of my followers don’t even know my whole deal

if youre goo and you dont know where to glorp to

what they don’t tell you is you have to be so so careful when you listen to music because sometimes ☝️ it will reflect your experiences

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

being trans and feeling like my life didn't really start for an additional decade sucked .i wish that vampirism was real so that i don't feel like my life is being wasted as time goes by. and so that i can suck lots of blood . from maidens

people who act like menstruation is sexual or shameful need to be beaten with sticks

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

I was gonna complain like that Tumblr isn't sending notifications well bc I'm posting a lot and getting 0 notes (and because it gave me ghost notes + failed me a few minutes ago) but I realized I sound like the old man going to fix his phone bc his grandkids don't call him 😭