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꒰ ✧ ꒱ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐭

twenty three , musician

* 𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒌 : maybe this is a sign that it's time to retire ye olde bike

* 𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒌 : idk if u know this but we no longer living in the 1800s

* 𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒌 : shall i catch you up to 2022? we have these marvelous inventions called automobiles which transport u wherever u need to go without risk of shin splints

charlie : MY BIKE IS BASICALLY NEW!!!

charlie : nobody is doing it like ye olde bike

charlie : if i drove my car everywhere instead of my bike i'm pretty sure I'd be behind bars for vehicular manslaughter by now

freyja: like a bicycle or a motorcycle ?

freyja: because if your answer is bicycle i'm glad it got stolen , don't embarrass yourself like that bestie

freyja: i mean yes but eat the rich is the new vibe

charlie : a bicycle thank you very much

charlie : it's a COOL BIKE!!!

charlie : eat the rich has always been the vibe babe

charlie : maybe my bike being stolen is a sign for me to actually drive my car somewhere for once

atlas: yes . maybe .

atlas: who said im rich ?

atlas: bro since when ??????

charlie : even if you were rich i wouldn't include you in the type of rich people i'm talking abt

charlie : are you holding my bike hostage rn tell the truth

honey: ????

honey: didn't you leave it on your front lawn

honey: nooo what the hell

honey: what kind of weirdos would steal a bike what

honey: don't you have cameras to see who took it ?

charlie : I SWEAR I DID

charlie : i have cameras but I don't know how to check that shit

charlie : watch it be like in my backyard or something istg

stevie: omg let me be ur lawyer!!!!!

stevie: i watch a lot of law & order , we'll win the case

stevie: is that weird? im sure plenty of ppl can't

charlie : i watch a lot of judge judy , does that make me legally qualified too ?

charlie : i mean i'm sure there's tons of people who can't ride a bike i've just never actually met someone who can't

charlie : if i find mine you should let me teach you , this is like the perfect place to learn

banks : i don't fw juniper

banks : or magnolia for that matter, sorry

banks : #pinecourtpoppin #pineornothing

charlie : i can't believe you just looked me in my screen and said that shit to me

charlie : i've been on pine court before and everybody up there is batshit too

banks: nah i haven't

banks: i'd check juniper drive if i were you

banks: they seem like the type to steal a bike for a vlog

charlie : it was probably one of those little fucks from the influencer house

charlie : juniper kinda scares me lowkey... some of the people who live down there are like little baby jake pauls

seven: yeah i stole it

seven: like actually this is a cry for help

seven: i just wanted to get some bagels and now i'm stranded in the city

seven: can you come help me

charlie : first you try to steal my cat now my bike ? does the life of crime ever end for you??

charlie : LMFAO that's what you get for stealing my bike

charlie : i'm sure you couldn't have gotten too far , i'll come find you

stevie : maybe it's actually the perfect crime

stevie : people just assume rich ppl will buy another bike , won't even try and find it

stevie : wish i was more help but i can't even ride a bike

charlie : i guess i'll just have to find whoever it was and sue for a new bike

charlie : half of the mfs who live here have literal supercars what do they need with my bike

charlie : S.O.S

charlie : have you seen my bike anywhere??

charlie : i coulda sworn i left it in my front lawn but now it's not there anymore