soft-boiled egg

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

I’ve had enough “boy falls in love with girl” redemption arcs. Give me “bad guy to dad guy.” Give me “villain’s favorite bakery has a ‘no villains’ policy and they had really good croissants so they reformed.” Give me “got bored, accidentally did something good, stumbled into being city’s greatest hero” type villains. Give me “villain worked for evil assassin agency, got their marks mixed up, accidentally killed bad guy instead of good guy, lol oops nothing left to do but switch sides” villains. Give me unconventional, fresh, and sometimes cheesy redemption arcs.

“Sir/madam/entity/frog” is now my new royal title thanks

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

met gala is an anime convention for rich people and if you’re in a black suit you might as well be wearing a karkat shirt and cardboard horns on a headband

finally someone put it in terms you nerds can understand

I would like to clarify this is not a “which type of pet owner are you” post. There is no choosing. Pet owners are both of these, all the time, forever. It’s a matter of which one is the conversation topic of the day, and the outcome depends entirely upon how recently their pet tried to eat plastic

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

all of my ocs would kill nazis and transphobes so jot that down