if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here

im never catching feelings for anyone ever again in my entire life !!!!!!!

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

My parents say that video games are a waste of money , even though they have a cabinet full of expensive plates nobody is ever allowed use .

are you the friend that opens water bottles or the friend who has to hand over water bottles to get them opened

wow cool

The fun boys

i’m the one coming around the corner all dooted up and hatted 

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die