Kid: *kisses Law* Law: ! Kid: ...Did you steal my chapstick? Law: Did- did I what? Kid: My chapstick, Trafalgar! Did you steal it? Law: Eustass-ya, for the love of God, not this again. Law: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick. Kid: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago, and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick. Law: Chocolate and popcorn? Kid: Why do you think it got discontinued?

Killer: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Trafalgar recently. Kid: No Killer, it's not what it looks like, I swear. Killer: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous? Kid: No! You're the only one for me. Killer: Is that so? Kid: I promise! Law and I are just dating, okay? He's just my partner. Killer: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved? Kid: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more! Killer: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right? Kid: Of course, bro! Killer: Bro ... Law: What the-