blog 2.0

i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house speaking latin and drawing inverted crosses on my wall in sulfuric bile? then without even questioning my faith i’d call up the catholic church and be like yo father, one of your boys loose come get him

britney could do mama and mcr could do toxic send post

Her bird husband keeps bringing her little green worms to eat and every time she hears him outside she does these happy little chirps ahhhhh

she’s sleeping right now…

UPDATE: all ten eggs have hatched :)

homicidal thoughts are not actions but babygirl one more heatwave and I start acting

there's people that hate spam liking and i respect that but i simply love to see it. i see 99+ notes and it's one single person and i'm like go! go! go! go! godspeed!

anon are you talking about gerard way??????

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

world heritage post

huh

the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?