I Found A Job...

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: As a truck driver

You: How was it?

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: At a gun store

You: How was it?

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: Nut delivery company

You: How was it?

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: As a gardener

You: How was it?

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: At a Zoo

You: How was it?

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: At a bakery

You: How was it?

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: Geico

You: How was it?

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: In a play

You: How was it?

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: Smoking joints

You: How was it?

You: Where?

Me: At an Aquarium

You: How was it?

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: As a switch

You: How was it?

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: Sauna Store

You: How was it?

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: Under

You: Under where?

Me: TEEHEE! YOU SAID UNDERWEAR!!!

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: As a haircutter

You: How was it?

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: Pie Bakery

You: How was it?