mentally i’m a slut

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He truly goes from being

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Celebrity!Joel Miller / F Reader

A reluctant celebrity contractor who has closed his heart for love meets a celebrity-hating Cafe on Wheels owner...

She HATES him. Thing is, he couldn't get enough of the coffee she makes...

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WARNINGS: Grumpy Joel (The Last of Us), Protective Joel (The Last of Us), Good Parent Joel (The Last of Us), Joel is Bad at Feelings (The Last of Us), Alternate Universe - No Cordyceps Outbreak (The Last of Us), Joel Needs a Hug (The Last of Us), Celebrity Joel Miller, Fluff and Angst, Eventual Smut, I'm Bad At Tagging, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags May Change, Hurt Joel (The Last of Us), Jealousy.

We have caught up with my master list. Thank you for reading my lil mind worms!

Also - disclaimer. Lil is my Pen Name, not my actual name. So, while I use the name Lil for myself for my writing, Lil or Lily in this fic is not me (Did it work? Did I convince you I don't imagine myself in place of reader? No? Okay then.)

𝐋𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐞 𝐓𝐢𝐩 𝐌𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐘𝐚

a03 | masterlist | playlist

blurb - It's 1888, and Joel Miller should be happy he's going to get all that comes with being a son of one of Texas's top ranchers, but he isn't. His true happiness is the girl across the stream, everything he wants. You have everything any girl could want. However, what you want most is to inherit your dad's ranching company, but you know that isn't your future. So, you find your trips to the stream enlightening—that and the man whom you know you can't be spotted with. You both know what the consequences of being caught are, but you can't stay away. Not when a life you'd both never known is possible.

warnings - nsfw,  mdni  18+, historical AU, rancher au, forbidden romance, established relationship, happy ending, warring families, angst, fluff, yearning, virginity loss, blood, violence, period-typical misogeny (NOT from Joel), toxic purity culture, controlling father, physical abuse, beating till near death, grief over mothers, sneaking around, biting kink, creampie (don’t try this at home), bitter-sweet ending

coming out soon! (will be two one-shots)

baby, i'm-a want you — a miniseries (18+)

summary: javier peña has been doing this a long time. he's really good at his job. joel miller? not so much. he started doing this to get some extra cash to support his daughters. what happens when they're supposed to do a scene together? aka, the au where javier and joel are gay porn stars~

pairing: javier peña/joel miller (plus some other ppcu boys on the side...) rating: E (18+) mdni content: unprotected p in a, oral, fingering, ass eating, use of plugs, gay terminology (bear, twink, etc), handjobs, blowjobs, swearing, smoking, (more to be added as it happens)

prologue: session zero chapter i: session one chapter ii: session two chapter iii: session three (aug 7) epilogue: fin

bonus: platinum tier

thank you in advance for reading!

series summary: you become involved with joel miller—the father of the bride. he was meant to be your dirty little secret to get you through the wedding festivities, but falling for him wasn't part of the plan.

pairing: no-outbreak!joel miller x fem!reader series content warning(s): EXPLICIT CONTENT (18+ ONLY MDNI), age gap (joel is in early 50s, reader is in early 30s), secret relationship, lots of smut, sneaking around / hiding, reader had a rough childhood (childhood trauma - neglect), commitment issues (both from reader and joel), eventual romance/relationship, no use of y/n. each chapter will have its own separate warnings! a/n: not sure what to call this specifically, "best friend’s fiancée’s dad!Joel"? lmao anyway, i'm revamping this entire story so if you've read the original, there will be a few scenes that i'll include here, but this will generally be a brand new story. ya girl has been YEARNING for joel miller, so the only way i know how to fix it is to write for him. hope y'all enjoy this as much as i do <333