Cranyon the great

ofc you may also address me as cranyon the great. good question.

recently my granddaughter who keeps saying she's a lesbian (someone tell me what that means) recommended me supernatural. i have finished it and it was a nice show to watch. my wife becky is obsessed with destiel, a ship between two guys named dean and castiel. that is wrong. destiel is not a thing and shall never be a thing. it is a bad relationship as they never ever ever show real romantic interest in each other besides in badly written scenes that you could find in a 13 year old's diary. castiel is also an angel, how do angels feel emotions. dean is also a chad who has slept with many broads. also not sure how to spell destiel, is it destial?

sabrina carpenter is great. me and my wife becky listen to her before our prayers to the spaghetti lord (long live and serve meatballs, i cooka da meatball amen). 10/10 album sabrina. sabrina seems like a nice sensible young lady who would enjoy eating crayons.

i believe that those who like markers are wincest shippers. so basically the worst of the worst. the scum of the earth. markers are overpriced and stupid. just like taxes. they run out of ink so fast. cause more pollution and look dumb. crayons however are perfect. wax is natural and you can utilize all parts including the wrapping as all things are edible if you try hard enough. back in my day we ate dirt. so eat crayons they're nutritious and wonderful unlike those dang markers. siri insert slur about markers becky stop trying to escape

crayons should not be subjected to the cruel grubby hands of children. i am young, but old to others. i am 53. crayons are my life. my joy. better than my wife of 39 years, becky. crayons are for all ages

crayons for salads could be called craytons

i eat crayons but i spelt it wrong.