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Dale: What’s up, dude? I’m kind of busy here. August: Hey.. dude. Have you seen Magnolia Flores? I’ve got her phone. Dale: Sorry, man. Don’t know who that is. August: Alright, man, I’m not fucking stupid. I can see her right there. I’m taking her home.

Dale: I told you she’s not here, man. That’s a different chick. August: Oh it’s a different chick is it? How about I just come in and say hi. Dale: Dude, fuck off, we’re just having fun, alright? Wait your turn. August: The fuck? My turn? August: Fun? You’re having fun? I’ll show you what’s fucking fun, asshole.

Magnolia: Fuck.. my head.. what.. what happened..?

Magnolia: What the fuck…? August..? Dale: Get the fuck off me! August: What’s wrong, dude? Aren’t we having fun?

August: Hey.. let’s go, yeah..? Magnolia: I… I wanna go home.. August: Let’s.. Let’s get you checked out first. Magnolia: (sighs) Okay..

Sebastian: Dale stop, man! Dale: Just let me beat his ass, Seb. Sebastian: Stop it man. Caden’s his dad.. Dale: The hell? You’re Beckett’s kid? Isn’t your dad on the brink of— Sebastian: Dale just stop, man… he’s still Chief.. Dale: For now.

Magnolia: Diya.. it’s not what it looks like. Diya: Seriously, Magnolia? I have eyes. You were gonna kiss Ann. Magnolia: WHAT?! I wasn’t Diya.. you have to believe me. Diya: Believe you? Is it true you lied to me about your first kiss? Magnolia: Oh my god?? Who is telling you these things? Annabeth: We don’t have to say who i— Diya: Well it looks like one of you is telling the truth. And it’s not you Magnolia.