Unavoidable Sun

Defense against a guy in a chair

This is how I used to teach a couple of students how to create vehicles or weird creatures when they had trouble coming up with ideas

I like being invited to things. I don’t necessarily like going But I like being invited.

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

Fucking suburb you funky little marshmallow