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retired from good omens, new career in our flag means death.

got fired from our flag means death, currently seeking a job

got my hannibal job back, but it doesn’t pay well.

supernatural is looking promising recently, might take up a career there.

supernatural didn’t work out, big into falsettos again, they pay nothing.

falsettos paid so little i couldn’t survive, really into nothing but harry potter fanfiction tbh, promising career!

forgot about my fic so the people on ao3 forcefully removed me from my position, really REALLY into the pitt, just got offered a job with that!

i feel like a victorian male seeing an ankle for the first time whenever hannibal wears that red v-neck sweater

algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

"im gay" "im straight" well im one of those pitiful things sometimes born in hospitals. they feed it, keep it warm, yet they dont put it on the machines. they let it die. but he doesnt die. he looks normal, and nobody can tell what he is.

born to hank green forced to john green

you and me both, buddy.