pretty dandy

sometimes i think adulthood just means constantly searching for and chasing that joy you so effortlessly felt during your childhood

due to personal reasons i have decided not to pass away but become a cunt instead

people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??

me [completely out of touch with my feelings, trying to describe an emotion]: I feel, um, glittery? buzzy. like peeling my skin off

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess