ヨーソロー！ᵃᵖ

touch meme . send one to do to my muse .

001.   grab their hand .

002.   kiss their cheek .

003.   give massage .

004.   kiss hand .

005.   high five .

006.   cuddle .

007.   cry on . 

008.   shoulder hug .

009.   bear hug .

010.   kiss them .

011.   pinkie promise .

012.   piggy back ride . 

013.  give them food . 

014.   from behind hug . 

Requested by anon!

❝Whoa, hey. You alright there?❞

❝Do you need me to call an ambulance?❞

❝Don’t you talk?❞

❝You don’t have to be afraid of me.❞ 

❝Take it easy, you just passed out.❞

❝Take it easy, I think you just had a seizure.❞

❝I already called 911.❞

❝Excuse me? Sorry to bother you, I just feel– like I’m gonna–❞

❝Have you had a bit too much to drink?❞

❝Where’s the nearest hospital?❞

❝Don’t do it.❞

❝You can’t talk me down, I don’t even know you.❞

❝Hey, watch where you’re going!❞

❝I just wanted to say, that was really unfair. What they just said to you.❞

❝Do you have a place to stay tonight?❞

❝You took that hit pretty hard, you gonna be okay?❞

❝You look like you need someone to talk to.❞

❝You look horrible.❞

❛ Did a front flip, landed on my head. ❜

❛ He looks like a doberman trying to fit through a cat door. ❜

❛ It was like a mobster movie. ❜

❛ I love pissing on men. ❜

❛ Just shoot their parachutes. See what happens. ❜

❛ Do you have a bounty on your head? ❜

❛ I thought you were a cop. ❜

❛ We just rolled through the buffet line. ❜

❛ I’m just happy nobody saw the way I died! ❜

❛ I’m in a submarine! ❜

❛ How about a false dawn? ❜

❛ Of course, it had to be a cop car… ❜

❛ Just blaze! ❜

❛ This is scary. This is scary. Get in the car… er, plane. Whatever. ❜

❛ Just happy it wasn’t me this time. ❜

❛ My message was ‘would you kindly get the fuck out?’ ❜

❛ Woowoo! The Fuck Train has no brakes! Woowoo! ❜

❛ Smoking is bad for your health! ❜

❛ I bet you didn’t expect a backflip! ❜

❛ Someone stole my hair for my birthday! ❜

❛ Who thought starting a race would be so much fun? ❜

❛ God, this is just too epic for me to say anything! ❜

❛ Yup. Figured that would happen if I waited long enough. ❜

❛ Did anyone get an angle on that? ❜

❛ I think that hobo’s on fire… ❜

❛ That was 100% an accident! ❜

❛ Ohh, now our van’s all clean and new… no personality! I’m gonna run it into something. ❜

❛ That was… err… welp… my bad. ❜

❛ I thought I was killing at an optimum level… ❜

❛ Look at all my cars! ❜

❛ Everyone’s just running over these dead bodies! ❜

❛ I’m makin’ a square! Ghost geometry! ❜

❛ Bup-badoo’ is not scary! ❜

❛ What? I didn’t shoot you did I? ❜

❛ I have the creepiest smile on my face… in the game. ❜

❛ _____… close your mouth, put your shoes back on and think before you speak. ❜

❛ I think between heists, I got gay. ❜

❛ Ever been robbed by six people at once? ❜

❛ No! I heard it! I heard the doot-doot! ❜

❛ The sky is a bigger place than the floor. ❜

❛ Don’t be a wuss. ❜

❛ I was just hit by a really hard shot. ❜