Stained, Brutal Silliness

I was able to take a photo of my cat with my phone! Felix even looked at the camera ^^.. bad lighting but you get it! Hope i can get a better photo some time..

TW/CW: mentions stalking, nsfw section, reader smoking, spy smoking, etc.

[SFW] wholesome section:

- he only acts gruff and sarcastic as a method of self defense. it does take a long while, but eventually that barrier will fade and reveal to you his legitimate disposition. Spy is very much an energy-matcher type.

- reeks of tobacco. probably a newport guy. I wish I could say otherwise but he likes them ‘cos of the the cool feeling heavy-menthol cigarettes give.

- loves like a cat. so far as to rubbing his face and neck on you as a means of displaying affection. literally like this.

- very contradictory when it comes to words vs the emotion behind them. he’ll cuss you out, insult you, and overall act bothered when he’s actually just embarrassed. “you disgust me.” translates to, “that was a bold move that caught me off guard and now I’m flustered.”

- has various small cigarette burns on his hands and forearms. the sleeves of his suit and his gloves have tiny holes in them from ashes if you look for them.

- DRAMATIC AS FUCK!!

- he gets cold easily and likes being cuddled with but will never ask you to do it in embarrassment.

- Stalker. without a doubt. it’s in his nature to find copious amounts of information about people by any means possible and it just amplifies when it’s for the sake of his own desires.

- If you smoke, he smokes with you as a way of bonding and communication. at random times, he’ll walk around, find you, and put his index and middle finger to his lips with a raised eyebrow, asking you if you want to come with him.

- will shotgun cigarettes with you. [for those who aren’t familiar with the term, it’s basically when person A smokes something, keeps the smoke in their lungs and mouth, and kisses person B, forcing the smoke into their mouth and lungs as well. person B pulls back and it exits their own mouth.]

- if you do this to him, it’ll put him off guard make him go nuts. /pos

- knows various smoke tricks, he’s a show-off.

- he’ll light your cigarette off of his own by pulling your face into his and touching the ends of the paper to one another. something that could have anyone in pieces.

- a modern vape would kill him.

[NSFW] woohoo section:

- LORD.

- he’s a switch, hands down. we all know this.

- his neck and jawline are the most sensitive parts of his body. do with that what you will. abuse your power.

- LOUD. loud groans, growls, moans, shit talking, you name it.

- can and will use the cloaking watch to his advantage if you express interest. he’ll go at you completely invisible so that you can’t predict his next move or where he is. he’ll pull you in front of a mirror and make you watch as seemingly nothing violates you.

- DOES THE EVIL CHUCKLE LAUGH. If it gets to you, he keeps it a common occurrence.

- likes close-contact. Will wrap himself around you like a snake while fucking you.

- fucks in the smoking room because ambience.

also, if you like my post, please reblog it. Tumblr hates links but i had to put them so you adhd bitches actually download them <3 i know because i am also adhd bitches

BASIC STUFF:

AdGuard AdBlocker / uBlock Origin : adguard is a basic adblock and with origin you can also block any other element you want. for example i got rid of the shop menu on tumblr

Privacy Badger : this add on will block trackers. if an element contains a tracker it will give you the option to use it or not

Shinigami Eyes: this will highlight transphobic and trans friendly users and sites using different colors by using a moderated database. perfect to avoid terfs on any social media. i will explain how to use this and other add-ons on android as well under the read more cut

THINGS YOU TUMBLINAS WANT:

Xkit: the best tumblr related add on. with many customizable options, xkit not only enhances your experience from a visual standpoint, but provides some much needed accessibility tools

bonus: if you are into tf2 and wanna be a cool cat, you can also get the old version to add cool reblog icons

AO3 enhancer: some basic enhancements including reading time and the ability to block authors and tags

YOUTUBE

Return of the YouTube Dislike : pretty self explanatory

Youtube non-stop: gets rid of the annoying "Video paused. Continue watching?" popup when you have a video in the background

SponsorBlock: gives you options to skip either automatically or manually sponsors, videoclip non music sectors and discloses other type of sponsorships/paid partnerships

Enhancer for YouTube: adds some useful options such as custom play speed, let's you play videos in a window and most important of all, it allows you to make the youtube interface as ugly as your heart desires. I can't show a full image of what it looks like because i've been told its eye strainy and i want this post to be accessible but look at this <3

PocketTube: allows you to organize your subscriptions into groups

YouTube Comment Search: what it says

FINDING STUFF

WayBack Machine: you probably know about this site and definitely should get the add on. this allows you to save pages and access older versions with the click of a button. while you can search wayback using web archives, please get this one as well as it allows you to easily save pages and contribute to the archive.

Web Archives: it allows you to search through multiple archives and search engines including WayBack Machine, Google, Yandex and more.

Search by Image: allows you to reverse image search using multiple search engines (in my experience yandex tends to yield the best results)

Image Search Options: similar to the last one

this next section is pretty niche but... STEAM AND STEAM TRADING

SteamDB: adds some interesting and useful statistics

Augmented Steam: useful info specially for browsing and buying games

TF2 Trade Helper: an absolute godsend, lets you add items in bundles, keeps track of your keys and metal and your recent trades, displays links to the backpack tf page next to users profiles and more. look it tells me how much moneys i have and adds metal to trades without clicking one by one oh may god

IN CONCLUSION: oooooh you want to change to firefox so badly, you want to delete chrome and all the chrome clones that are actually just spyware and use firefox

but now..

behold

i found the voice thingy and decided to have Spy spread the (furry) gospel :)