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(Oh, and same sister anon, I ran out of space- thank you for the advice. I think that no matter how she denies it she really needed to hear that from somebody that her ex was being creepy about the scenario. Now I’ll get out of your hair and try not to pull a Genos on that boy ;P thanks again for your time)

Oof so I’ve been MIA for a while thanks to life and general lack of inspiration, and I’m a little rusty, but I really hope this cheers your sister up! Also, please let her know to be careful, and to not be scared to get real help to keep her ex away if she needs it!! 

Genos:

Would immediately become 10000x more protective

If you thought that he was observant before, you should see him now.

Would literally notice every little sign that your ex is back to harass you, and would immediately do what he can to distance you from them

So, if they keep texting you, the moment he sees you start to frown at your phone, he’ll whisk it away, type a scathing reply to your ex before blocking them

And if the two of you bump into your ex out on the street…

…let’s just say Genos will prove that he deserves his nickname

Saitama:

Will probably be just as, if not more, annoyed than you are

“Is it that weird guy again? Man, can’t he just leave you alone?”

Would encourage you not to let it get to you and act as though it’s not that big a deal

But, if you ask him to tag along when you’re going places (so as to act as a deterrent for your ex), he would be more than happy to oblige

It’s hard for him to take any action as he is rather reluctant to attack a normal civilian (no matter how unlawful they’re acting)

If things reach a certain point however, Saitama isn’t against using his strength to scare your ex off for good

Sonic:

Doesn’t say much at first

He’s not the type to pry, so unless you tell him straight-out, he won’t do anything about it

But, once you let him know about the situation, you’ll find that your ex won’t be around much longer

Even though he’ll act as cool as a cucumber and feign innocence, everyone knows that the no-one, no-one, messes with his s/o

If asked about it, he would absolutely deny taking any action like the dork he is though

Sweet Mask:

Oh man, we all know this man hates anything he deems evil

So, even if it wasn’t his s/o, he would definitely do something about the harasser

BUT, since this is his s/o, things are going to go down

Without needing to learn the entire background of the current circumstances, he would leap into action

Would definitely do the, “I will find you. And I will kill you.” phone call

Ricken would not be the best teacher, no offense.

His heart would be in the right place, but he’s not the most patient about this.

Because magic comes so naturally to him, he’d finds it hard to empathize if his s/o struggles to learn it.

If anything, he’d grow more frustrated with his s/o than they might be themselves.

As a result, the first few tries are going to end in absolute failure and, quite possibly, the silent treatment from his irritated s/o for a few days.

But, as time goes on, he begins to realize that not everyone learns at the same pace. What was so easy for him may be extremely difficult for his s/o, and he’s filled with pride that his s/o even bothered to try and learn magic in the first place. What’s more, they asked him to teach them, so by Naga’s name he is not going to fail them.

Dragging his s/o to more lessons, he’s calmer this time and more understanding of their issues, and is a lot more helpful in simplifying his lectures until his s/o finally gets it.

So I know you said that it’s funny… but this became really angsty instead i’msosorry

Kei slumped gratefully into his seat as he dropped his book bag unceremoniously on the floor next to him. Leaning forward, he crossed his arms on his desk and rested his head on them, ignoring how his glasses dug into his face and his headphones began tipping forward precariously, allowing his classmates’ chattering to filter through. Normally, he’d find their incessant, earnest expressions of friendship irritating, but he had worse problems to deal with. These past few days had been nothing but torture. His older brother had come home for summer break, and, as eager as Akiteru was to spend time with his family, Kei couldn’t say the same. It wasn’t as though he held any more resentment towards his sibling — they had crossed that hurdle a while ago. No, it was something else. Or, rather, someone else.

“Hey, hey, Tsukishima!”

Speak of the devil. Sitting up, he turned to glare at the person sitting in the chair to his right. For any other person, having their crush greet them would surely send them over the moon. For Kei, however, the meeting only served to worsen his mood as he knew, even without their saying, what they were going to ask.

“Yes, Akiteru is home. No, you cannot come over,” he growled, eyes narrowing as they immediately began to sulk.

“Why?” (Y/N) whined, frowning as Kei merely ignored them, turning the volume on his phone up a notch. “Hey, Tsukishima, you know it’s rude not to listen to someone when they’re talking to you.”

“I don’t care. Don’t you have better things to do than bother me?” He bit back, setting his notes for the next class on his desk moodily and doing everything in his power not to glance over at the downcast expression on their face. He used to find it cute how they would pout whenever he teased them. The way their bottom lip would jut out was so childishly endearing, and the furrow between their brows as they attempted to think up their own comeback was adorable — mostly because they usually drew blanks. Lately, however, he felt nothing but ire whenever they would mope, and Kei wanted nothing more than to kick himself for introducing them to his older brother. He should have known that they would like Akiteru. Everyone always does. Who wouldn’t prefer the kind, cheerful, charismatic older brother over the brooding, blunt, and, often times, rude younger brother? In leading up to that fateful meeting, he had ruined any and all of his own chances with his crush, and he hated his older brother, hated his crush, and, most importantly, hated himself. If he could take it all back, if he could reverse time and make it so that his crush never so much as laid eyes on Akiteru, he would do it in a heartbeat.

But, a simple fact of life was that he couldn’t, and he had to live with the consequences.

Having lost himself in his train of thought, he just realized that his crush was still sitting next to him, and that they had been speaking for the last minute in what appeared to be an attempt to convince him to allow them to visit.

“I’ll even bring you those dinosaur snacks that Yamaguchi told me you liked!” They offered, their hands clasped in front of them beseechingly. “And, I’ll clean up after myself, and I’ll help you do your chores-”

“You can’t come!” He snarled, head whipping around in their direction as they fell into a shocked silence, eyes widening like a kicked puppy. “I don’t care what you do! Just shut up and leave me alone already! You’re so annoying! Hurry up and get a life!”

As the rest of the class went quiet as well, most of them staring away pointedly as though they feared being on the receiving end of Tsukishima’s wrath themselves, he suddenly became very aware of what had just happened. He shouldn’t have done that. He shouldn’t have shouted at you like that, he shouldn’t have taken his frustration out on you just because he was jealous…

He shouldn’t have made you cry.

Why did his tongue suddenly feel so thick and cumbersome? Where did his clever wit go? No matter how he tried to formulate some sort of apology, the words just wouldn’t come. There was something stuck in his throat. Something kept his jaw clenched together. His body was rebelling against him. His mind refused to cooperate. He was losing control of himself, nerves frayed with guilt, blinded by fear, legs heavy with regret. And, the entire time his heart was pounding wildly in his chest, the roar of his blood rushing through his veins deafening in his ears. It was so loud that he could barely hear them speaking, but, as he realized what they had said, he almost wished he hadn’t.

“F-Fine,” they stuttered, trying and failing to put up a brave front. “Then I won’t bother you anymore, Tsukishima.” Getting to their feet, they attempted to stalk out of the room, to cling to the last of their dignity, but gave up halfway and rushed away instead. With every step they took, Kei’s chest grew tighter and tighter, until it took all he had to keep breathing. He had messed up, badly.

Do something, he urged himself desperately. Anything.

Garou:

He hates it when his s/o wears revealing clothes outside because it leaves him so conflicted

On one hand, he is SO smug knowing that his s/o was all his and he loves to flaunt it

But, on the other hand, he hates it when people look at his s/o because damnit they’re all his

Although he loathes to admit it, Garou constantly worries about his s/o whenever he’s away

They are his one and only weakness, and he wouldn’t put it past his enemies to use that against him

In order to calm his fears, he makes it a habit to call his s/o everyday at the exact same time of night

He stays on long enough to hear their voice and know they’re safe before hanging up just as abruptly as he called

Stinger:

He is usually pretty laid-back about his s/o interacting with others

He trusts his s/o and knows that they would never cheat on him

But, Stinger just cannot ignore catcalling of any kind

If anyone catcalls his s/o, they better be prepared for a world of hurt once Stinger gets his hands on them

But, after the fact, he’ll pull his s/o closer and be impossibly handsy until his ire passes

But, especially with monsters becoming a daily occurrence, Stinger has evolved into one of the most protective boyfriends in the OPM world

He constantly begs his s/o to let him accompany them everywhere just to make sure that they’re safe

At first, it’s sweet

But it grows old fast

Lon’qu:

He would enjoy cooking with his s/o

He puts his potato peeling skills to good use

But I can also see Lon’qu teaching his s/o how to ice skate (assuming they don’t know how)

He would be really graceful, skimming around the ice like a professional figure skater, but he would dismiss any compliments his s/o gives him and blame his blush on the cold

He would love to bring his s/o to Regna Ferox someday and introduce them to his hometown

While not very open with shows of affection, Lon’qu will make sure his s/o knows that he appreciates them with small gifts, all “anonymously” given

Gaius:

He’s is the complete opposite of Lon’qu

Gaius is always down for cuddling, holding hands, etc. with his s/o no matter where they are

But, strangely enough, he prefers to sneak kisses where others can’t see

Despite him living out his life as a thief, he would never steal any gifts for his s/o

Any present, no matter how expensive, is bought with his hard-earned money

He would bake all the sweets for special occasions — birthdays, anniversaries, etc. — himself

It has become Valentine’s Day tradition for Gaius to spend the entire day baking with his s/o

NOh man this was hard LOL But, I’m just going to be doing the more popular characters, so feel free to send in another request for the characters not addressed in this one!

Saitama: Vanilla Twilight (Owl City)

Genos: Sunrise (Our Last Night)

Sonic: My Shot (Lin-Manuel Miranda)

Metal Bat: You’re Gonna Go Far Kid (The Offspring)

Tagged by the ever-so-lovely @heroes-in-our-heads! Thank you so much! <3

1) Spell your name with song titles!

Just going to use my screen name because my real name is 9 letters long /sweats nervously

H - Hello, Goodbye and Hello (Anri Kumaki)

E - E.T. (Katy Perry)

I - I Choose You (Sara Bareilles)

K - Kiss You (One Direction)

A - Aaron Burr, Sir (Lin-Manuel Miranda) I had to throw some Hamilton in here

2) Why did you choose your url?

Lmao well, I updated my URL when I started writing for more fandoms. So, it just shows that I write imagines for multiple fandoms lol

3) What’s your middle name?

My middle name is “Li” (it’s my mom’s maiden name)

4) If you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

Ooph, this was a hard question to answer. I guess, if I could be any mythical creature, I would be a phoenix just so I could fly and never die lmao

5) Favorite color?

Gold!

6) Song you like right now?

I am 100% Hamilton trash lol

7) Top 4 fandoms?

One Piece, Gintama, OPM, and Haikyuu!

Tagging the following people and anyone else who would like to do it! (Also, if you’re tagged, feel free to ignore this if you want! <3)

what kind of person would genos and saitama fall for or what kind of s/o do you think they would end up having?

Garou:

He’d like someone who’s independent

Bonus points if they’re kicking ass and taking names

Because he’s not around a lot, he’d prefer knowing that his s/o can take care of themselves without him

Metal Bat:

I can see him really liking a maternal s/o

While he doesn’t enjoy being coddled, he would like to have someone who is looking out for him

Like, maybe they’d help nurse his wounds after a big fight and greet him with a warm meal whenever he comes home, but they wouldn’t attempt to shelter him

Also, they have to get along with Zenko. Period.

Saitama:

He’d like a laid-back s/o (high-strung people and Saitama do not mix)

But he’s probably the most lax about what his type is or just not have one in general

But he’d also be charmed if they have a goal they’re determined to achieve

He would also like very a generous and kind s/o, although he would constantly warn them not to get scammed and to be more careful

Genos:

Genos would absolutely love an active, spontaneous s/o

Because his life is messy enough, he’d want someone who is fluid enough to adapt to his whacky schedule

Like, if they have a date planned, but the universe decides to through a cockroach monster at him, his s/o would have to understand that he’s going to be a little late

Personally, I don’t think Genos would be that fun to cuddle, because c’mon he’s made of metal

He probably has all these pointy bits or places that would pinch if his s/o got their fingers stuck there

But, he’s also very warm, so that’s a plus

As a quick solution, he’ll probably just cover his torso and lap with a blanket while wearing long sleeved shirts and bubble wrap

Lore: if your life were a tale, how do u expect it would end??

Personally, I’m a super cynical person lmao so I don’t think the story of my life would have any exciting/amazing ending lol. I think the best way it would end would be with me finally completely content with what I’ve done with myself. 

Offering: how do you show others you are fond of them?

“Ok, ok, it’s my turn to choose a song,” you said, grinning brightly as you leaned over to fiddle with the radio, much to Badd’s discontent. Unwilling to glance away from the road, however, he was fighting a losing battle as you batted away his hand with a well-placed swipe. “Hey, both hands on the wheel.”

With a groan, he relented, although the way he pouted childishly warned you that he wasn’t about to let it go that easily. Sure enough, as soon as you found a station you liked, he began to grouch. “I don’t see why we couldn’t have just listened to my music,” he scoffed, glancing in the sideview mirror before changing lanes; the GPS had signaled that you needed to take the next exit off the highway.

“That’s because your music sucks,” you retorted, tone serious. The mischievous smile on your face, however, gave you away, and you knew Badd had noticed from the way he was trying to suppress his own smile.

“As if,” he scoffed in return, driving up the ramp and away from the busy highway onto a much quieter set of local streets. “Besides, I already agreed to take the scenic route for you.” His hand reached over sneakily, but was foiled again as you slapped it away. You were serious about your music. “Shouldn’t you repay me for that?”

“I am,” you nodded sagely. “With my presence.”

He snorted. “Shut up.”

Laughing ecstatically, you rolled down the window and stuck your arm out, enjoying the way the brisk breeze felt against your skin. Eyes slowly closing, you hummed along to the radio, enjoying the moment as the wind blew your hair out of your face and kissed your shoulders teasingly, chasing the stuffy air out of the beatdown, but ever faithful, car. It was an older model, and rundown from years of use. But, despite its scratched up paint job and creaky leather bench seats, Badd had assured you that it would get you where you guys were planning to go, and you trusted him. So, you weren’t worried one bit.

“Get your hand back in the car before something takes it off,” Badd reminded you as the car slowed to a stop, waited a few seconds, and continued moving. The GPS was still spouting directions, and, although you were hesitant, you decided not to argue. Withdrawing your arm, you opted to keep the window down and observed the town outside. A quant little place, the buildings were colorful shades of pastel and were reminiscent of Creole architecture. People walked up and down the streets, teenagers pushed each other around playfully, kids raced to the ice cream parlor around the block, and couples held each other close as they whispered sweet nothings in each others’ ears.

“Hey, Badd?” You mused aloud, waiting for his reply.

“Hm?” He questioned, stopping at a red light and waiting for the pedestrians to finish crossing the road.

“What do you think of this place? It’s nice, isn’t it?” You grinned as a family passed in front of your car, laughing raucously as the father made exaggerated arm gestures with equally ridiculous sound effects.

“Sure,” he agreed after taking the chance to scan his surroundings. “It looks alright.”

You hummed in acknowledgement, swiveling your head to watch as the city retreated in the distance. The ocean, whose coastline the scenic route followed, was up ahead. “What do you think about settling there then? You know, eventually.”

“W-What?” Making sure the road was empty, he turned to give you a confused look, as though asking if he had heard you wrong. When you repeated yourself, he barely managed to stammer out, “W-Why the hell are y-you talking about this now?”

Despite his lack of verbal confirmation, you settled back in your seat with a self-satisfied smirk. “Just wondering,” you sang knowingly. After all, the way he had flushed said everything.

With nothing else to talk about, the conversation lulled as the two of you fell into a comfortable silence. You were absentmindedly nodding along to the radio as Badd focused on the road (and fighting back the warmth in his cheeks). It wasn’t until the GPS chirped again that you glanced up to see a line of blue along the horizon. Despite how far away it seemed, the sea grew in size rapidly, and, soon enough, you were staring wide-eyed at the endless expanse of water. Rhythmic waves crashed against the shore, and the air took on a distinctly salty scent as the car turned to drive parallel to the coast.

“Wow,” you breathed, stunned by nature’s beauty. This was truly something man could never hope to recreate in all its wonder, and that knowledge filled you with awe. “Isn’t it beautiful, Badd?” Never one to care much for things like these, however, your boyfriend merely grunted in agreement. It was, admittedly, a let down and you shot him an unimpressed stare. You quickly bounced back though, having noticed a rest stop up ahead. “Hey, let’s take a break there, please? I want to get some photos to show my family!”

Obediently, Badd pulled over on the side of the road, and had barely unbuckled his seatbelt by the time you had already scrambled out of the car, simply too excited to sit still. Allowing himself a bemused grin, he followed you at his own pace, watching as you scrambled onto the rail, phone in hand, for some quality shots. Wandering over, he stood by your side as you drank in the landscape and walked you back to the car when you were full.

“That was definitely worth adding an hour and a half to our drive, right?” You cheered, flipping through the photos on your phone. Deleting some and editing others, you were so engrossed in your task that you failed to notice the way Badd’s eyes softened for moment as he watched you.

Sonic:

Ravens are his favorite animals

Because they’re amazingly clever, despite their simple appearance

Although he does have a soft spot for the baby boar from his time training in the mountains

Genos:

He likes dogs

German shepherds in particular

Because they’re very loyal and loving

And he’s always wanted one since he was a child

Saitama

He likes fish because they’re low maintenance and some are very pretty to look at

When he was a kid, his parents got him a goldfish to look after

Unless his s/o decides to do it for them, he never really bothers to plan a date.

Instead, he’ll just walk around town with his s/o and do whatever they want to.

“Oh you want to go bowling? Sure. And then hit up the bar next? Aite.”

At home, he acts like it’s his mission to distract his s/o from finishing any of their chores

Like, they’d be cleaning the house and then he’d drag them away to watch a new movie