The Matsuno Brothers If They Have Kids
Osomatsu:
He and his son are absolute menaces. Loves pranking the brothers/uncles and Iyami, the poor soul. (“This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them! SHEEE!”) Also loves doing dumb shit that usually results with bruises and destroyed property. (Lighting firecrackers, rollerskating off the roof, etc.) The poor mother realizes she has two five year old children instead of one. Teaches his son how to swear and flirt (very badly) with girls from a young age.
-“That’s my boy! Very nice, buddy! Just don’t tell your mom, alright?”
Karamatsu:
Makes sure his little Karamatsu Girl always looks her best whatever she does. He even lets her have her own Summer Kamen outfit. She is the only one in the Matsuno family (aside from her mom) who loves Kara’s singing and dramatic antics. (It makes her laugh) Kara has little concerts where he performs love songs dedicated to both of them every now and then. Is a total pushover and folds immediately when she or his wife gives him the eyes. Loudly and proudly celebrates every milestone and achievement she has with the utmost theatrics ever since she was in diapers.
-“Behold, my brothers! My little Karamatsu princess just sat up by herself! Isn’t she just the most beautiful, adorable, gorgeous, precious, sweetest living being on this earth?!”
(It’s actually the tenth time she sat up by herself, not the first.)
Choromatsu:
Marries an idol. Is an absolute nervous wreck and helicopter parent towards his daughter. Reads every single parenting manual under the sun. Looks at every single trusted website on how a healthy child should eat, sleep, grow up, etc. Gets one of those baby carriers and has her constantly strapped to his chest. Doesn’t let ANY of his brothers babysit her. Goes into full panic mode when she hits the teen years.
“You’re NOT going out dressed like that! Put on some real pants!”
“Oh, come on, Dad. You let Mom dress up like that.”
“That’s different! We are MARRIED and it’s her job!”
Ichimatsu:
(Honestly, I see him more as the type who’d remain single and just be a chill uncle that all the kids love rather than be a dad like his brothers, but for the sake of it, let’s say he has a son.)
Teaches his son to love and respect animals (especially cats). His cat ability has been passed on to his son. Prefers to quietly sit on the couch with him on his lap and stay there for hours. His son is more so like himself in his high school days, being more social, and is usually the one who urges his dad to try new things and come out of his shell.
“Cmon, Dad! It’ll be fun! I promise.”
“Mph. Okay.”
Jyushimatsu:
The world (or his brothers at least) is fucked. Has a litter of sons who are all exactly like him. Same look, same yellow sweaters, same smile, same inhuman abilities, same baseball fixation, everything the same. “HUSTLE HUSTLE! MUSTLE MUSTLE!” rings throughout the house daily. Absolute chaos in there with mini Jyushis running and torpedoing across the room and crashing into things. His brothers have to brace themselves whenever they come visit for the approaching stampede.
“Oh, crap! Here they come!!!!”
“RUN!!!!”
“HUSTLE HUSTLE, MUSTLE MUSTLE! BOEH, BOEH!!! YAKIYUUUU!!!”
Todomatsu:
Is his daughter’s close friend along with being her dad. Loves doing her hair, doing her makeup, and gossiping about school, friends, and boys in class. She wears all pink like he does and also has a smartphone addiction. Can make the same scary faces he can and does it to anyone who dares bully her. He loves posting pictures of her on social media like she’s a model. (Is the professional photographer Dad)
“And then she said that she REALLY liked Kotaro from the class next door.”
“GASP. No! What then?” (While brushing her hair)
