MISC. ANIMAL CROSSING STARTERS. 

❛ did you know that sharks don’t even care? ❜

❛ i found a treasure chest once. ❜

❛ i say deal with it! ❜

❛ sometimes, all it takes is a good friend to remind you of all the things you like about your life. ❜

❛ once you tell a secret, IT’S NOT A SECRET ANYMORE! ❜

❛ you’re up kinda late… ❜

❛ it’s so cool how tight we are. ❜

❛ being surrounded by girls makes me happy ❜

❛ you aren’t terrified by me? ❜

❛ it’s a great day for a walk. ❜

❛ after all, i’m beautiful, but i am also… deadly. ❜

❛ we meet people, get to know them, and then they get up and leave us behind. ❜

❛ if you ever need anything, anything at all, and i can do it without moving from this spot, just ask. ❜

❛ i was so pumped about playing video games that i forgot to eat… ❜

❛ why think about boys when you could be thinking about REALLY important issues? ❜

❛ for a girl and a boy to be that close without any weirdness popping up, i envy that. ❜

❛ do oceans cover the earth, or is the earth covering part of the OCEAN? ❜

❛ those scare the heck out of me! ❜

❛ can you imagine being jealous all the time? ❜

❛ what i mean is, leave me alone. ❜

❛ i just wanted to be helpful. ❜

❛ i’ll stop pestering you. ❜

❛ quit horsin’ around! ❜

❛ never underestimate the value of being just who you are. ❜

❛ life isn’t about being extreme all the time. ❜

❛ people say there are always other fish in the sea, but, maaan, there are giant squids in there too. ❜

❛ you are SO going to lose all your friends if you keep acting like such a complete steakhead. ❜

❛ i don’t like seeing you hurt, even if it’s just pretend… ❜

❛ when they talk about a guy who strikes fear into the hearts of children, they’re talking about me! ❜

❛ were you the mental runt of the litter or what? ❜

❛ I’m just trying to have a funky fresh time here but you are making it very hard. ❜

❛ Screw your sign, what animal crossing character do you share a birthday with? ❜

❛ If looking cool goes out of style I’m screwed. ❜

❛ You will be okay, you have no choice. ❜

❛ So like, are you my boyfriend? ❜

❛ I don’t even know what I don’t know anymore. ❜

❛ How foolish of you to think that I actually know what I’m doing. ❜

❛ Sorry I just have a quick question: What? ❜

❛ At this point I’m not sure if I’m stressed or if its my natural state. ❜

❛ Buzz Lightyear is more boyfriend material than you’ll ever be. ❜

❛ I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME. ❜

❛ My Minecraft girlfriend left me for a Fortnite player. ❜

❛ Okay, we’ve been on like 15 dates… can I call you my girlfriend yet? ❜

❛ I’m a 7 layer anxiety cake with bitch icing what do you want from me. ❜

❛ I stare at the abyss and the abyss goes ‘uwu’. ❜

❛ To go crazy, or to go stupid. That is the question. ❜

❛ You know you’re fucked when you haven’t fallen asleep yet and you can hear birds outside. ❜

❛ You’re my other braincell. ❜

❛ Fuck, I think I’m in love. ❜

❛ We’re all just gummy bears trapped in the gummy bag of reality. ❜

❛I’m not mad but why did you eat all the Pop-Tarts? ❜

❛ Pathetic. You’d never be able to keep watch in a zombie apocalypse. ❜

❛ Funky Kong is my fursona. ❜

“ please just let me forget. ”

“ c'mon try to guess what. ”

“ just leave me alone already. ”

“ no, i’m not going to. ”

“ you can’t change my mind. ”

“ my mind is made up. ”

“ i’m not gonna let you. ”

“ don’t do that to me. ”

“ think about what you’re doing. ”

“ why aren’t you listening now? ”

“ i want to sleep forever. ”

“ you need to leave now. ”

“ i’ll always have your back. ”

“ now there’s no going back. ”

“ the view really is spectacular. ”

“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”

“ why can’t you trust me? ”

“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”

“ i don’t love you anymore. ”

“ i am a great person. ”

“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”

“ exactly, why are you awake? ”

“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”

“ how is that not hilarious? ”

“ please just calm down now. ” 

“ i was already calm, asshole. ”

“ i can see your underwear. ”

“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”

“ please stop losing your temper. ”

“ you can cry if needed. ”

“ you have to run away. ”

“ i just wanna be yours. ”

“ ashes, we all fall down. ”

I guess that’s another one in the books, eh?

Sharp Teeth • Red Meat • Manly Men

Semi-selective, Independent, Casual Eijiro Kirishima RP account

and you think compassion’s a flaw                             and you’ll never let it show

feel free 2 change pronouns & such

[text:]   you  will  machete  through  this!!  **make it

[text:]  wait you like me ?? for my personality ???

[text:]  i have to kill him. idk how to hit on him so he has to die.

[text:]  make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know it’s cause i’m not there.

[text:]  hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[text:]  am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes

[text:]  words can’t describe how cute you are. numbers can tho. 3/10

[text:]  that’s a terrible idea.

[text:]  you’re a terrible idea.

[text:]  what, pray tell, the fuck

[text:]  sorry my battery’s on 96% i gtg

[text:]  do you have anything else to tell me? bc well your horoscope said that you’re keeping secrets so like idk i don’t wanna call you a liar but the stars don’t lie idk

[text:]  the only fetish i’m into is attention❜

[text:]  dogs are better than boys & that’s just a fact idc what u think❜

[text:]  we’re talking about me now. so can you please not. thanks. anyway back to me.❜

[text:]  hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass????❜

[text:]  i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me❜

[text:]  when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, & i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.❜

[text:]  are you going to be a bitch your whole life?❜

[text:]  we had sex but it wasn’t that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldn’t stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked ‘so what do you want’ & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao

[text:]  wym ‘fucker’ isn’t a term of endearment

[text:] i swear if i see your typing bubble before i finish i’m gonna have a fit

[text:] fuck you i do wtf i want

[text:] i know i’m a horrible roommate/part of why u can’t trust men but it’s 5 am so shut the fuck up