Local Theatre Tech Nerd

cant find my TV remote. it better not be where i think it is.

you remind me of the unpleasant rice weevil the way youre always sucking up motes of dust with your horrible proboscis and whatnot

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

Why are they in Hell

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

Good to know, Tumblr user willgrahamscock

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.