person (debatable)

have to resist the urge everyday to search "can (----) kill you?" If it can or can't I don't need that information, it's someone else's business

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

Me when I learn DaVinci Resolve and instead of doing a small project like a reasonable person I dive head first into editing my two hours of vsmp clown roleplay footage

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

Fun fact! Your teeth are kept in place in your skull via ligaments. Another fun fact! If you're hypermobile, that does indeed affect your teeth. And it can sometimes feel like they're loose.

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.