Well, I am hardly an expert, but I can point you in the direction of others who are!

Introduction

Divination Intro

Tarot Cards

How to Get Started in Tarot

How to Read Tarot Cards When You Don’t Know Shit

Tips for Interpreting Tarot Cards

Reverse Tarot Cards

Yes/No Tarot Tips

Moon Phase Tarot Spread

How to Cleanse your Cards

Cartomancy

Cartomancy ABC Guide

Cartomancy: The Suits

How to Cleanse your Cards

Tasseography

Tasseography Guide

Lithomancy

Preparing a Lithomancy Set

Scrying

Scrying [Witchcraft 101]

Scrying Tips

Runeology

A Guide to Greek Alphabet Divination (Runes)

An Introduction to Norse Runeology

Elder Futhark Rune Correspondences

Blooding Runes

Candle Work

Reading a Candle

Reading a Candle (Yes/No Questions)

Misc.

Lesser known forms of Divination

Seashell Divination

KIBBLE is not made for humans - but you can eat dry cereal instead!

RUBBER TOYS can be made of plastics which are toxic to humans - try to stay away from any puppy toys made of rubber, go for ropes or plushes instead! Also - please don’t chew on things that will hurt you, like wires.

LEATHER COLLARS [can be] uncomfortable for humans because some of them may lack padding on the inside. if you want a nice dog collar, go for something nylon or buy one made for humans. having a leather one won’t hurt you but it can be a bit uncomfortable (i speak from experience)

HARNESSES do not fit all people!! the biggest dog harnesses get are about 32 inches around. don’t feel bad if you have to buy a bigger, made-for-humans harness. I’m 120lb (about 50kg) and my 32-inch dog harness barely fits me. (also, for bio-females, use your bra size to help with the sizing of a harness when you buy one. knowing the inches around your torso is important when buying harnesses.)

WALKING ON HANDS AND KNEES CAN BE DANGEROUS, so please walk on your knuckles instead of your flat hands! walking on flat hands can strain our wrists. ideally you could buy MMA gloves to protect your knuckles farther (and of course knee pads for your knees)

IF YOU’D LIKE YOUR CAREGIVER/HANDLER TO “TRAIN YOU,” (just commands like “sit” and “stay!”) learn them in a different language that you don’t already know! this way you actually have to do some trail and error, and actually learn the commands like a bio dog would.

Also - you don’t have to do any of these things to be a “real” canine. You should only really do things that you enjoy. If you don’t like dry cereal (like me) then don’t eat it. It won’t make you any less of a dog, or a bad dog. 

Please be safe fellow puppies!